PRPG2 Abridged
For all your inaccurate, misinterpreted and outright untruthful logging needs.
I wasn't there, so nothing of importance could possibly have occurred. ~swicked
Some of the ponies went to a tower that was originally semaphore but is now used as an observatory. They went up in it, looked around, then left it, talking to a kid the entire time.
They then went to the inn while the robot flirted with a brewing machine.
Everyone met Akasha, milled about a bit, then a chariot all but fell from the sky on someone who needed to be saved by Emerald.
We all got in the chariot that was actually a carriage that was actually a garbage truck and flew off.
Then the wind attacked us and we fell from the sky but nobody important died.
Then squirrels attacked us for no flipping reason. After Ivy hit them with themselves for a while, they ran away.
Then we all went to bed.
We all woke up, Ivy and Emerald talked about their graverobbing swag while Shadow hung around with a necrobreezyphiliac
Ivy got all involved in trying to pickle a pony and we heard stories
Nobody made breakfast. Instead, we left and got worms
We all got wormed on real good while debating out of character whether or not an unconscious body counts as a player's property.
After the worms got their head exploded or burned to death before exploding or whatever the other one did that probably also ended in an explosion, Ivy went back to graverobbing and got, like, a HUGE pearl.
We walked down a road, met a yellow pony gathering "alms" for a disease we aren't certain she had, and then got to some ruins.
We get to the "inn", which turns out to be some sort of wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Sugar gets her pocket picked and everyone searches for the thief for hours to try and either gut him, rob him or pat him on the back.
Shopping! 
Some with fewer threats of arson than others.
The zebra puts on a show. All in all, pretty much a waste of time.
Four-armed monkey. What the heck.
Goldpin, the most unfashionably blinged-out owner of the mall, shows up and throws swag at everyone.
Sugar ate wood. A lot of wood. Poles and poles of it, straight down her hatch, with no sign of gag reflex. Talk about impressive!
Sprocket showed how protective he is of his master by... well, standing around and watching her hulk smash stuff until multiple someones restrain her and he can cuff her front hooves, entirely incapacitating her, as his mod would repeatedly insist.
Sugar, being a unicorn with TK, uh... disagreed.
Lots of crying later, the PCs decided to stop pretending not to know Sugar in front of the big, well-armed thugs just in time to tell off a single post-peddling shopkeep. Our heroes!
The tarponies attacked, with their ghost flames and doughy-eyed stares. Adorable and delicious, as Sugar would attest given she ate them all as soon as they inexplicably melted.
Turns out they were a distraction so that the handy monkey (who was now on fire) could get his paws on Goldpin's upper-horn prince albert.
After half the party ran, one returned, and an investigation started to figure out what the flip was going on between the love bug, the bug lover, the hot and handy monkey and... something else vaguely sexual about a red unicorn mare. Uhh... crap. Moving on!
We found out approximately nothing after the camels admitted they were idiots and redirected us to a unicorn that simply lied through his teeth about pretty much everything he could think of.
All while Emerald and the geek cuddled up nice and cozy in the little hole for two Emerald dug outside, Emerald's trusty new pet rock keeping watch while they "got to sleep".
Ivy talks to Ivory about the golden upper horn rings summor. It goes over my head summor.
She then fails at tail-lifting. She officially can't even.
Sugar and Sprock are weirdoes. There, I said it. Freaking glow sticks and disco music. People aren’t sure whether to kill them or join them. Luckily, they only decide after the “rave” ends.
Emerald sleeps with the geek. Akasha sleeps with Shadow. Ivy sleeps with a metaphorical rat. Discolor sleeps with a literal one.
Emerald and the geek wake up and start out like a bat outta hell. The rest of the group does, too, but only after Ivy makes like her bedmate and scurries.
The group meets up on the road. Ivy sees a bunch of bones and starts with the sex talks, really getting under Emerald's skin while trying to get under her tail.
Emerald is so enamored by all of Ivy's attentions she agrees to give Ivy’s ring some serious TLC until it all shiny and glistening. You know, for research purposes.
A fort, an obelisk and a bulletin board? It’s officially time to squeal on that guy that gave us all that gold. Yay!