• P1O 2013-09-22

[2013-09-21 23:29:27] *** now talking in #prpg
[2013-09-21 23:29:27] *** topic is 2013-09-18 43º PRPG Session | Health tip: don't be bitten by bugs. Ever.
[2013-09-21 23:29:27] *** set by Bryce on Sun Sep 15 20:49:11 2013
[2013-09-21 23:29:27] *** channel #prpg mode is +tn 
[2013-09-21 23:29:27] *** channel created at Sun Sep 15 20:36:00 2013
[2013-09-21 23:45:42] *** Bryce changed topic to PRPG Testing
[2013-09-21 23:45:57] *** Bryce changed topic to Testing Fudge Ponies | No, that isn't a pony made of fudge.
[2013-09-21 23:46:53] *** Bryce changed nick to Bryce-GM
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[2013-09-21 23:51:19] <@Bryce-GM> Hi
[2013-09-21 23:51:26] <Eppina> hi
[2013-09-21 23:51:35] <Eppina> man, building a lander to lathe is a piano in the ass
[2013-09-21 23:51:44] <Eppina> i stand by autocorrect.
[2013-09-21 23:51:57] <@Bryce-GM> haha
[2013-09-21 23:52:19] <@Bryce-GM> Okay
[2013-09-21 23:52:37] <@Bryce-GM> so Epona will have a good equine crossbow and 24 bolts in two magazines
[2013-09-21 23:52:41] <Eppina> OK
[2013-09-21 23:52:45] <@Bryce-GM> and RRC Air Armor
[2013-09-21 23:52:49] <@Bryce-GM> and Wingblades.
[2013-09-21 23:53:03] <@Bryce-GM> What does Rosie have, CD?
[2013-09-21 23:53:09] <@Bryce-GM> For the purposes of this encounter.
[2013-09-21 23:54:09] <CD> Back. I spilled chili sauce on the floor.
[2013-09-21 23:55:04] <CD> Hmm, I don't see much for earth ponies in the weapons list.
[2013-09-21 23:55:07] <Eppina> cool
[2013-09-21 23:55:36] <Eppina> hey how do i add lauren to my fiends list
[2013-09-21 23:56:50] <@Bryce-GM> On IRC? don't know offhand
[2013-09-21 23:57:04] <CD> How about adding spiked horseshoes to the weapons list?
[2013-09-21 23:57:15] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, before we begin, has anyone any general comments about Fudge Ponies
[2013-09-21 23:57:18] <@Bryce-GM> @CD: Sure.
[2013-09-21 23:57:48] <@Bryce-GM> To enhance bucking and stomping, I assume.
[2013-09-21 23:57:49] <CD> Things went pretty okay last time. Hope the refinements are an improvement.
[2013-09-21 23:58:40] <CD> Yeah, they'd improve unarmed combat the way brass knuckles would for bipedal hairless apes.
[2013-09-21 23:59:12] <@Bryce-GM> I think the only thing to keep in mind is that I've codified the notion of what your turn consists of:
[2013-09-21 23:59:28] <@Bryce-GM> a movement action and an attacking action (both, one, or neither.)
[2013-09-21 23:59:35] <@Bryce-GM> anyway
[2013-09-21 23:59:40] <@Bryce-GM> you ready Nate?
[2013-09-21 23:59:44] <CD> And how about some kind of armor for ground ponies?
[2013-09-22 00:00:18] <@Bryce-GM> Oh, yes. 
[2013-09-22 00:01:17] <CD> I think I'd go with something heavy for Rosie, but not with a heavy DEX penalty since she has nothing to compensate.
[2013-09-22 00:01:40] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, So Rosie is wearing RRC Ground Armor and Spiked Horseshoes.
[2013-09-22 00:01:48] <@Bryce-GM> Eppina: ping.
[2013-09-22 00:01:53] <Eppina> ok
[2013-09-22 00:02:00] <@Bryce-GM> https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/13w4jbXJMiA81r-Qe2CLtfuMLakuqUODqS5QzyDRnDtU/edit
[2013-09-22 00:02:04] <@Bryce-GM> map is there, as before.
[2013-09-22 00:03:02] <Eppina> is epona wearing both armor suites?
[2013-09-22 00:03:15] <@Bryce-GM> Epona is wearing RRC Air Armor.
[2013-09-22 00:03:25] <@Bryce-GM> Also, suites?
[2013-09-22 00:03:49] <CD> Rosie gets the royal suite. Because she'd hate that.
[2013-09-22 00:03:52] <@Bryce-GM> So, Epona and Rosie find themselves in a cave and are attacked by three diamond dogs and an equestrian royal guard, whom we will say is kinda drunk to even the odds.
[2013-09-22 00:04:19] <CD> Cave. Guessed so.
[2013-09-22 00:04:28] <@Bryce-GM> Firebug fell in a hole some time previously, so she isn't here at the moment.
[2013-09-22 00:04:40] <@Bryce-GM> Rolling initiative. 
[2013-09-22 00:04:44] <Eppina> OK.
[2013-09-22 00:05:38] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog #2's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:05:54] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog #2 throws a rock at Epona.
[2013-09-22 00:06:23] <@Bryce-GM> A hit.
[2013-09-22 00:06:36] <@Bryce-GM> Damage resisted.
[2013-09-22 00:06:47] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:07:24] <Eppina> Hey! i don't much like the cut of your jib, sir! (fly upward to the cave ceiling, hopefully out of attack range)
[2013-09-22 00:07:50] <@Bryce-GM> The cave ceiling is about 10m up, so no, although he will take a penalty to-hit.
[2013-09-22 00:08:04] <@Bryce-GM> (range schedule on thrown rocks is only 5m)
[2013-09-22 00:08:12] <@Bryce-GM> Do you attack?
[2013-09-22 00:08:20] <Eppina> (Yes. Shoot for the center of its forehead.)
[2013-09-22 00:09:00] <@Bryce-GM> A miss.
[2013-09-22 00:09:32] <@Bryce-GM> Equestrian Royal Guard's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:10:05] <@Bryce-GM> He moves forward and adopts a defensive stance.
[2013-09-22 00:10:20] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog #1's turn
[2013-09-22 00:10:30] <@Bryce-GM> moves.
[2013-09-22 00:10:35] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:10:51] <CD> How do I determine how far I can move on my turn?
[2013-09-22 00:11:29] <@Bryce-GM> 3m.
[2013-09-22 00:11:34] <@Bryce-GM> there's a scale bar.
[2013-09-22 00:11:49] <@Bryce-GM> put the cursor where you want to move to/toward.
[2013-09-22 00:12:10] <Eppina> (scale bars. Where the tequila doesn't have a worm, but a rattlesnake.)
[2013-09-22 00:12:38] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie moves.
[2013-09-22 00:12:43] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog 3's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:12:55] <@Bryce-GM> moves.
[2013-09-22 00:13:03] <@Bryce-GM> New round.
[2013-09-22 00:13:15] <@Bryce-GM> DD2 throws a rock at Rosie.
[2013-09-22 00:13:22] <@Bryce-GM> A hit.
[2013-09-22 00:13:30] <@Bryce-GM> Damage resisted.
[2013-09-22 00:13:31] <@Bryce-GM> (uhoh)
[2013-09-22 00:13:56] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:14:23] <Eppina> (shoot at DD2's head, same as before)
[2013-09-22 00:14:57] <@Bryce-GM> A hit.
[2013-09-22 00:16:22] <@Bryce-GM> A minor wound.
[2013-09-22 00:16:27] <@Bryce-GM> (Sorry, had to open the table.)
[2013-09-22 00:16:32] <Eppina> (S'ok)
[2013-09-22 00:17:10] <@Bryce-GM> Royal Guard's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:17:20] <@Bryce-GM> Royal Guard Charges!
[2013-09-22 00:18:14] <@Bryce-GM> Royal Guard manages to avoid hitting Diamond Dog 1 during the charge.
[2013-09-22 00:18:32] <@Bryce-GM> Royal Guard attacks Rosie with a charging stomp fast attack.
[2013-09-22 00:18:58] <Eppina> Rosie explodes like a ripe kiwi.
[2013-09-22 00:19:09] <@Bryce-GM> The first fast attack is a hit.
[2013-09-22 00:19:53] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie takes a minor wound.
[2013-09-22 00:20:10] <@Bryce-GM> The second first attack is a hit.
[2013-09-22 00:20:22] <CD> You mean second fast attack?
[2013-09-22 00:20:26] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie takes a minor wound. The minor wounds stack.
[2013-09-22 00:20:28] <@Bryce-GM> Yeah, sorry
[2013-09-22 00:20:31] <@Bryce-GM> second fast attack.
[2013-09-22 00:20:45] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie resists stunning.
[2013-09-22 00:21:00] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie is tripped.
[2013-09-22 00:21:01] <Eppina> ah, i miss the hicu map
[2013-09-22 00:21:03] <Eppina> magenta atal
[2013-09-22 00:21:24] <@Bryce-GM> The royal guard fails to neatly abort his charge and trips.
[2013-09-22 00:21:33] <@Bryce-GM> The two of you land in a bloodied heap.
[2013-09-22 00:21:50] <Eppina> Shoot for the guard's head.
[2013-09-22 00:21:55] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog 1's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:22:00] <Eppina> oh.
[2013-09-22 00:22:10] <@Bryce-GM> Moves forward and bites rosie.
[2013-09-22 00:22:18] <@Bryce-GM> Hits (tripped.)
[2013-09-22 00:22:31] <@Bryce-GM> Damage resisted.
[2013-09-22 00:22:41] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:22:44] <@Bryce-GM> Untripped.
[2013-09-22 00:22:58] <@Bryce-GM> Action?
[2013-09-22 00:23:23] <CD> Buck the royal guard in his face!
[2013-09-22 00:24:32] <@Bryce-GM> You hit (tripped)
[2013-09-22 00:24:42] <CD> Rosie: Feel the hoof of the ponytariat's vengeance!
[2013-09-22 00:25:18] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie inflicts a critical hit.
[2013-09-22 00:25:30] <@Bryce-GM> Nice.
[2013-09-22 00:25:34] <Eppina> (The guard's head explodes like in Dead Man)
[2013-09-22 00:26:03] <@Bryce-GM> The Royal Guard critically fails his stun resistance check. He is killed instantly.
[2013-09-22 00:26:22] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog 3's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:26:23] <CD> Rosie: Progress!
[2013-09-22 00:26:39] <@Bryce-GM> Moves forward and throws a rock at Rosie
[2013-09-22 00:26:51] <@Bryce-GM> A miss.
[2013-09-22 00:26:55] <@Bryce-GM> New Round.
[2013-09-22 00:27:07] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog 2 moves and throws a rock at Rosie.
[2013-09-22 00:27:20] <@Bryce-GM> A miss.
[2013-09-22 00:27:25] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:27:29] <Eppina> i attempt to shoot DD1 in the head.
[2013-09-22 00:27:39] <Eppina> aim for the eye scket.
[2013-09-22 00:27:41] <Eppina> socket.
[2013-09-22 00:27:45] <@Bryce-GM> (You know, you'd hit more often if you didn't always make a called shot.)
[2013-09-22 00:28:17] <Eppina> (yeah, but then you would go into great detail describing how the enemy is horrifically paralyzed and suffers the panicked horror of slowly suffocating while fully conscious and unable to move)
[2013-09-22 00:28:26] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, it's a hit this time, in the head, so I'll give it a +2 damage modifier.
[2013-09-22 00:29:01] <@Bryce-GM> DD1 takes a major wound.
[2013-09-22 00:29:16] <Eppina> ("Aaagh! My eye! It's like, it hurts so bad!")
[2013-09-22 00:29:16] <@Bryce-GM> DD1 is stunned 3 turns.
[2013-09-22 00:29:37] <@Bryce-GM> DD1's turn. Stunned. Rosie's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:29:38] <CD> (Shouldn't he talk more like Gollum?)
[2013-09-22 00:29:49] <Eppina> (Nah. stickman all the way.)
[2013-09-22 00:29:51] <Eppina> STINKOMAN
[2013-09-22 00:29:58] <Eppina> FUCK OFF IRC I KNOW HOW TO SPELL
[2013-09-22 00:30:04] <Eppina> (epona abruptly screams)
[2013-09-22 00:30:22] <CD> Charge Diamond Dog 3 and stomp.
[2013-09-22 00:30:33] <@Bryce-GM> Insufficient distance to charge.
[2013-09-22 00:30:46] <@Bryce-GM> Also, you are a unicorn, you can gore.
[2013-09-22 00:31:00] <@Bryce-GM> Not sure why you'd stomp unless you're fast-attacking.
[2013-09-22 00:31:08] <CD> Then just move and buck. Rosie's not really in touch with her unicorn-ness.
[2013-09-22 00:31:18] <@Bryce-GM> ok!
[2013-09-22 00:31:40] <@Bryce-GM> A hit, barely,
[2013-09-22 00:32:12] <CD> Rosie: Equestria for Equestrians!
[2013-09-22 00:32:16] <@Bryce-GM> … but the unarmed DD3 explodes in a shower of gibs due to a botched Damage Resistance roll.
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[2013-09-22 00:33:00] <@Bryce-GM> (Paused.)
[2013-09-22 00:33:10] <CD> (DC'ed again?)
[2013-09-22 00:34:08] <@Bryce-GM> I guess so
[2013-09-22 00:34:16] <CD> (What the hell is it with lawmakers in the Southwest that they won't build real communication infrastructure?)
[2013-09-22 00:35:20] <@Bryce-GM> It's probably more down to Nate not having a home internet connection and using wireless
[2013-09-22 00:35:30] <@Bryce-GM> than to political factors.
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[2013-09-22 00:36:05] <@Bryce-GM> wb
[2013-09-22 00:36:22] <CD> Yeah, but wireless works well enough here and even the less densely populated provinces.
[2013-09-22 00:36:22] <Eppina> sorry
[2013-09-22 00:36:31] <CD> Ah, welcome back.
[2013-09-22 00:36:53] <@Bryce-GM> New Mexico is not the Netherlands in terms of "less densely populated" areas.
[2013-09-22 00:37:31] <@Bryce-GM> So I imagine it would be a bit harder.
[2013-09-22 00:37:34] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway
[2013-09-22 00:37:39] <Eppina> New Mexico is a)
[2013-09-22 00:37:43] <CD> Still, it's paying client of IP companies getting shafted.
[2013-09-22 00:37:50] <Eppina> ~1/7 the population
[2013-09-22 00:37:55] <Eppina> 7x the area
[2013-09-22 00:38:07] <Eppina> of the netherlands
[2013-09-22 00:38:50] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond Dog #2 produces a long cylindrical object from the tattered rags he wears.
[2013-09-22 00:39:16] <Eppina> 1/10 the GDP of the netherlands
[2013-09-22 00:39:17] <CD> (Wow, wait, hold it! Keep it clean in here!)
[2013-09-22 00:39:30] <@Bryce-GM> He curses in frustration as he fails to activate it.
[2013-09-22 00:39:35] <Eppina> (That's what i said!)
[2013-09-22 00:39:38] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:39:46] <Eppina> (He strokes frantically, grumbling that 'this is the first time this has happened)
[2013-09-22 00:39:49] <Eppina> shoot for him
[2013-09-22 00:40:05] <@Bryce-GM> A hit.
[2013-09-22 00:40:17] <@Bryce-GM> He resists the damage.
[2013-09-22 00:40:18] <Eppina> (it is a cellphone.)
[2013-09-22 00:40:32] <@Bryce-GM> DD1: Stunned
[2013-09-22 00:40:35] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie.
[2013-09-22 00:41:04] <CD> Buck Diamond Dog 1 as well. For gibs and gory!
[2013-09-22 00:41:38] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie hits, but only because it's stunned.
[2013-09-22 00:42:06] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie inflicts a critical hit.
[2013-09-22 00:42:22] <@Bryce-GM> DD1 is further stunned (5 turns.)
[2013-09-22 00:42:49] <CD> ("My Little Pony, My Little Pony, isn't the world a lovely place? My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Everywhere you look a smiling face.")
[2013-09-22 00:42:57] <@Bryce-GM> New Round.
[2013-09-22 00:43:00] <@Bryce-GM> DD2's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:43:07] <@Bryce-GM> DD2: activates magical item.
[2013-09-22 00:43:36] <@Bryce-GM> Epona recognizes his Wand of the Inferno.
[2013-09-22 00:43:47] <CD> ("I calls it the Mare Mangler 1000! Pony wants to try?")
[2013-09-22 00:44:12] <Eppina> (Going on a pony quest!!!0
[2013-09-22 00:44:38] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie bursts into flames and takes a medium wound from the burning.
[2013-09-22 00:44:52] <@Bryce-GM> Epona catches fire and takes a minor wound from the burning.
[2013-09-22 00:45:03] <@Bryce-GM> The corpse of the royal guard catches fire.
[2013-09-22 00:45:22] <@Bryce-GM> The pieces of diamond dog 3 burn to ashes.
[2013-09-22 00:45:32] <@Bryce-GM> Diamond dog 1 catches fire and dies.
[2013-09-22 00:45:44] <CD> (Friendly fire...ain't.)
[2013-09-22 00:45:58] <@Bryce-GM> Epona resists stunning.
[2013-09-22 00:46:05] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie resists stunning.
[2013-09-22 00:46:16] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn. You are on fire.
[2013-09-22 00:47:36] <Eppina> what. wow.
[2013-09-22 00:47:44] <Eppina> okay… i stop drop and roll
[2013-09-22 00:47:56] <@Bryce-GM> Epona extinguishes herself.
[2013-09-22 00:48:05] <@Bryce-GM> She does not take further damage.
[2013-09-22 00:48:29] <CD> (Epona is only medium-rare.)
[2013-09-22 00:48:33] <Eppina> try to put out rosie.
[2013-09-22 00:48:37] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn. Rosie, you are on fire and fairly badly wounded.
[2013-09-22 00:49:01] <@Bryce-GM> (Epona's turn was used. Extinguishing the fire was your attack action, getting to the ground was your move action.)
[2013-09-22 00:49:08] <CD> (Is the dog in charging distance?)
[2013-09-22 00:49:11] <Eppina> (oh, okay)
[2013-09-22 00:49:26] <@Bryce-GM> DD2? Yes.
[2013-09-22 00:49:59] <CD> Rosie charges the dog to stomp, and try spread fire to him to.
[2013-09-22 00:50:13] <@Bryce-GM> The charge fans the flames.
[2013-09-22 00:50:22] <Eppina> O_O
[2013-09-22 00:50:23] <@Bryce-GM> The stomp hits.
[2013-09-22 00:50:43] <@Bryce-GM> The diamond dog takes a major wound.
[2013-09-22 00:50:51] <@Bryce-GM> He is stunned 4 rounds.
[2013-09-22 00:51:04] <@Bryce-GM> He is also now on fire.
[2013-09-22 00:51:23] <CD> (She's a Nightmare charging straight out of hell and into your face!)
[2013-09-22 00:51:25] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie burns some more and is now heavily wounded.
[2013-09-22 00:51:34] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie resists stunning.
[2013-09-22 00:51:41] <@Bryce-GM> New round.
[2013-09-22 00:51:45] <@Bryce-GM> DD2's turn: stunned. On fire.
[2013-09-22 00:52:02] <@Bryce-GM> Burns some more: minor wound. Stunned 4 more turns.
[2013-09-22 00:52:11] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 00:52:30] <Eppina> (what is the status of both foes?)
[2013-09-22 00:52:52] <@Bryce-GM> Both foes are stunned.
[2013-09-22 00:52:55] <@Bryce-GM> DD2 is on fire.
[2013-09-22 00:53:02] <CD> (Dog is stunned and burning to death. Rosie is burning and almost dead.)
[2013-09-22 00:53:43] <Eppina> (put out rosie.)
[2013-09-22 00:54:15] <CD> (Put out the fires or make Rosie put out and fan the flames of passion?)
[2013-09-22 00:54:15] <@Bryce-GM> Epona flies toward Rosie; I'll assume she hurries.
[2013-09-22 00:54:19] <@Bryce-GM> She makes the movement check
[2013-09-22 00:54:34] <@Bryce-GM> Epona extinguishes Rosie.
[2013-09-22 00:54:44] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn: Not on fire anymore.
[2013-09-22 00:55:03] <CD> Watch Diamond Dog 2 burn to death.
[2013-09-22 00:55:10] <@Bryce-GM> Ok.
[2013-09-22 00:55:12] <@Bryce-GM> New Round.
[2013-09-22 00:55:18] <CD> Rosie: The fire of the revolution burns within you!
[2013-09-22 00:55:19] <@Bryce-GM> DD2: burns to death. 
[2013-09-22 00:55:26] <@Bryce-GM> Combat is over.
[2013-09-22 00:55:41] <@Bryce-GM> PC ponies:
[2013-09-22 00:55:57] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie: Heavily wounded (mortal without advanced medical care)
[2013-09-22 00:56:24] <@Bryce-GM> Epona: Moderate burns. (survival probable with only first aid, -1 to physical stat rolls for a few days.)
[2013-09-22 00:56:39] <Eppina> [perform first aid or … oh well]
[2013-09-22 00:56:56] <@Bryce-GM> Thoughts?
[2013-09-22 00:57:15] <CD> Went pretty easy, still.
[2013-09-22 00:57:34] <CD> Maybe next encounter needs some more "Oh crap!".
[2013-09-22 00:57:45] <@Bryce-GM> The wand of the inferno wasn't enough? :D
[2013-09-22 00:58:01] <CD> With 4:2 odds, I say it was easy.
[2013-09-22 00:58:17] <Eppina> (Fun)
[2013-09-22 00:58:17] <@Bryce-GM> Yeah, Rosie'd die though, as we don't have Falafel in the party anymore
[2013-09-22 00:58:29] <@Bryce-GM> it was kind a phyrric victory at best
[2013-09-22 00:58:47] <@Bryce-GM> of course, it would have not been so hazardous with the full party
[2013-09-22 00:58:50] <CD> Epona could probably stabilize her and drag her to the nearest hospital.
[2013-09-22 00:59:14] <@Bryce-GM> hmm. yes, probably, if this was a cave in equestria near a hospital.
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[2013-09-22 00:59:35] <@Bryce> anyway
[2013-09-22 00:59:57] <CD> You wanted to try more simulations or just this one?
[2013-09-22 01:00:03] <Eppina> (sure)
[2013-09-22 01:00:28] <@Bryce> Okay, I can do one more. Can you give me 15 minutes though?
[2013-09-22 01:00:41] <CD> Sure, I was going to ask for a break anyway.
[2013-09-22 01:02:26] <Eppina> kuhl.
[2013-09-22 01:02:40] <@Bryce> ok, we'll start up at 19:15 eastern
[2013-09-22 01:11:56] <@Bryce> okay, I'm ready whenever you guys are.
[2013-09-22 01:14:14] <Eppina> ok.
[2013-09-22 01:14:17] <Eppina> brb, need coke
[2013-09-22 01:15:07] <Eppina> okiedoke
[2013-09-22 01:15:14] <CD> I'm ready.
[2013-09-22 01:15:31] <@Bryce> Okay.
[2013-09-22 01:15:43] <CD> So did you get us something that could potentially kill us?
[2013-09-22 01:15:49] <@Bryce> Yes
[2013-09-22 01:16:03] <@Bryce> This one will be a bit more involved.
[2013-09-22 01:16:12] *** Bryce changed nick to Bryce-GM
[2013-09-22 01:16:21] *** CD changed nick to Rosie
[2013-09-22 01:16:24] <@Bryce-GM> And have some new ways to die, besides being crushed or incinerated.
[2013-09-22 01:16:41] <Eppina> i like the auto-align in map.
[2013-09-22 01:17:09] <@Bryce-GM> Epona and Rosie heard a rumor at the tavern that there the tomb of the feared Fungus Gnome Wizard Moochick, nearby the town, was full of gold and beer.
[2013-09-22 01:17:29] <@Bryce-GM> They set off in search of adventure and soon found their way to the entrance of the tomb.
[2013-09-22 01:17:43] <Eppina> moochick.
[2013-09-22 01:18:03] <Rosie> You mean the fellow with a piece of rainbow in his pocket?
[2013-09-22 01:18:15] <Eppina> I got your rainbow in my pocket right here.
[2013-09-22 01:18:21] <@Bryce-GM> A rough stone aperature, large enough to admit a pony, is set in the side of the hill.
[2013-09-22 01:18:31] <@Bryce-GM> (That's the one, yes. His repuatation has changed over time. Maybe.)
[2013-09-22 01:18:38] <Eppina> send in the tank-tread remote-control rover!
[2013-09-22 01:18:40] <@Bryce-GM> It's overgrown with weeds but clearly visible.
[2013-09-22 01:18:57] <Rosie> (So now he's the fungal version of the Rabbit of Caerbannog?)
[2013-09-22 01:19:02] <@Bryce-GM> The evening sun illuminates a passage ahead of you, descending into the earth...
[2013-09-22 01:19:26] <@Bryce-GM> The wind is still and the dale around you is eerily quiet.
[2013-09-22 01:19:39] <Eppina> [/nvgs on]
[2013-09-22 01:20:16] <@Bryce-GM> hmm
[2013-09-22 01:20:23] <@Bryce-GM> what is Rosie going to do for light?
[2013-09-22 01:20:42] <Rosie> I assume she brought a lantern or something?
[2013-09-22 01:20:50] <@Bryce-GM> Or she can try to make a horn-light.
[2013-09-22 01:21:04] <@Bryce-GM> I assume Rosie has at least a fair chance of that. But a lantern might be more reliable.
[2013-09-22 01:21:06] <@Bryce-GM> Your call.
[2013-09-22 01:21:11] <Rosie> With -2 magic, she'd want something reliable.
[2013-09-22 01:21:51] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. Rosie lights her lantern.
[2013-09-22 01:22:20] <@Bryce-GM> You can see that the corridor turns 90 degrees ahead of you.
[2013-09-22 01:22:28] <@Bryce-GM> The walls are rough stone.
[2013-09-22 01:22:56] <@Bryce-GM> What do? (no turns yet, just say.)
[2013-09-22 01:23:18] <Rosie> Rosie: You first Epona. You'll see better and absord any projectiles.
[2013-09-22 01:23:27] <@Bryce-GM> Honesty!
[2013-09-22 01:23:38] <Eppina> [takes the point]
[2013-09-22 01:23:42] <@Bryce-GM> (Kindness, not so much.)
[2013-09-22 01:23:49] <@Bryce-GM> So you head down the corridor?
[2013-09-22 01:23:55] <Eppina> if somebody grabs you, make sure to scream a lot. that way i'll know i'm on my own.
[2013-09-22 01:24:04] <Eppina> (what is epona wearing?)
[2013-09-22 01:24:11] <Rosie> (I guess that letting her have all the fire counts as generosity?)
[2013-09-22 01:24:39] <@Bryce-GM> Epona is wearing her air armor as before.
[2013-09-22 01:24:42] <@Bryce-GM> Barding and a helmet.
[2013-09-22 01:24:48] <@Bryce-GM> She has her crossbow and wingblades.
[2013-09-22 01:24:54] <Eppina> Give me your armor. If I'm going to expose my chest from ahead I want armor.
[2013-09-22 01:25:04] <Rosie> (And rainbow socks to seduce the monsters.)
[2013-09-22 01:25:10] <Eppina> (god yes)
[2013-09-22 01:25:13] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's armor will not permit Epona to fly.
[2013-09-22 01:25:19] <@Bryce-GM> That's probably not the best idea.
[2013-09-22 01:26:00] <Rosie> (Yeah, I think pegasus armour comes at the price of protection)
[2013-09-22 01:26:44] <Eppina> (can i go back to town and get my frontal armor?)
[2013-09-22 01:27:18] <@Bryce-GM> Oh, I must have given the impression that it didn't cover Epona's ribcage by describing it as 'barding'?
[2013-09-22 01:27:43] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's armor protects her front at +2/+1, same as the rest of her.
[2013-09-22 01:28:34] <Eppina> (oh. air armor was designed to protect from ground fire or from injury in a tail chase; for protecting the ribcage in the x-y plane, ground armor is used)
[2013-09-22 01:29:03] <@Bryce-GM> (I see… I meant the term as 'armor for airborne ponies')
[2013-09-22 01:29:12] <@Bryce-GM> (who might be shot at by other airborne ponies.)
[2013-09-22 01:29:19] <Eppina> (oh ok.)
[2013-09-22 01:29:25] <@Bryce-GM> (and since ponies are a lot more maneuverable and somewhat slower than planes,)
[2013-09-22 01:29:47] <@Bryce-GM> (they might be shot at from pretty much any direction, although of course it would be harder to shoot one going perpendicularlly...)
[2013-09-22 01:29:50] <@Bryce-GM> anyway.
[2013-09-22 01:29:57] <@Bryce-GM> So do you go down with Rosie?
[2013-09-22 01:30:01] <Eppina> Sure.
[2013-09-22 01:30:11] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, you two proceed down the corridor.
[2013-09-22 01:30:53] <@Bryce-GM> It's cold in the tomb. Quiet as the grave, in fact.
[2013-09-22 01:31:01] <@Bryce-GM> The corridor goes off to your left and to your right.
[2013-09-22 01:31:23] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie hears faint shuffling sounds coming from the left
[2013-09-22 01:31:31] <Rosie> ("Okay, let's split up gang!")
[2013-09-22 01:31:49] <Eppina> (check both0
[2013-09-22 01:31:50] <Eppina> )
[2013-09-22 01:32:05] <Rosie> [Points to the left, then her ear]
[2013-09-22 01:32:42] <Eppina> (nods)
[2013-09-22 01:32:50] <Eppina> you stay behind me and make sure nobody sneaks up on us.
[2013-09-22 01:32:53] <Eppina> (go left)
[2013-09-22 01:32:59] <@Bryce-GM> To the left (east), you see a corridor with stairs at the end. 
[2013-09-22 01:33:10] <Rosie> [Stands guard at the intersection]
[2013-09-22 01:33:13] <@Bryce-GM> The stairs are very crude, little more than a stack of rocks, and lead to a crack in the wall.
[2013-09-22 01:33:58] <@Bryce-GM> Okay.
[2013-09-22 01:34:05] <@Bryce-GM> So, Epona heads down the corridor.
[2013-09-22 01:34:27] <@Bryce-GM> There's stairs, as before. 
[2013-09-22 01:34:50] <@Bryce-GM> Epona notices a piece of blue wool on a snag in the rock.
[2013-09-22 01:35:12] <@Bryce-GM> She can hear shuffling sounds from beyond the crack, but can't see in it. She could squeeze in if she wanted.
[2013-09-22 01:36:31] <Eppina> [inspect]
[2013-09-22 01:36:56] <@Bryce-GM> The crack is about 75cm tall and 50cm wide, but irregular. 
[2013-09-22 01:37:13] <@Bryce-GM> A breeze wafts out of it. It smells slightly faecal. 
[2013-09-22 01:38:06] <Eppina> blugh.
[2013-09-22 01:38:19] <Rosie> (Uhm, okay. Go right ahead Epona, Rosie will wait.)
[2013-09-22 01:38:21] <@Bryce-GM> It goes quite a ways, trending upward.
[2013-09-22 01:38:24] <Eppina> (look through and begin to crawl, just to take a peek. gun ready
[2013-09-22 01:38:38] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. Epona goes up the crack a ways.
[2013-09-22 01:39:11] <@Bryce-GM> You see with your NVG, from your new vantage point, a chamber off to the side.
[2013-09-22 01:39:20] <@Bryce-GM> In it are dozens of bushwoolies. 
[2013-09-22 01:39:30] <@Bryce-GM> Most of them seem to be asleep. A couple are shuffling around.
[2013-09-22 01:39:36] <@Bryce-GM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEV1LYmz-cg
[2013-09-22 01:39:41] <@Bryce-GM> This is a bushwoolie.
[2013-09-22 01:40:11] <Rosie> (Little asshole)
[2013-09-22 01:40:23] <Eppina> i think i have a bushwoolie living in my brain.
[2013-09-22 01:40:30] <Eppina> )
[2013-09-22 01:41:00] <@Bryce-GM> So anyway, Epona knows these things are dumb as paste but usually harmless. Usually.
[2013-09-22 01:41:43] <Rosie> (Dumb is a kind of dangerous all of its own.)
[2013-09-22 01:42:09] <Eppina> (crawl through, trying to be sneaky)
[2013-09-22 01:42:38] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. Epona crawls into the chamber with the bushwoolies.
[2013-09-22 01:42:52] <@Bryce-GM> She remains concealed.
[2013-09-22 01:43:06] <@Bryce-GM> Epona sits in the dark, unsuspecting or sleeping Bushwoolies around her.
[2013-09-22 01:43:30] <@Bryce-GM> A glamourous day in the life of an adventerer. She could be a veritable Jane Goodall to these 'noble' creatures.
[2013-09-22 01:43:53] <Eppina> (hah! ok, wave rosie through)
[2013-09-22 01:43:56] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie hears a flatulent sound from the West.
[2013-09-22 01:44:01] <Eppina> (wait.)
[2013-09-22 01:44:06] <@Bryce-GM> Epona didn't hear it.
[2013-09-22 01:44:07] <Eppina> (is there an exit from this room besides thecrack?)
[2013-09-22 01:44:12] <@Bryce-GM> No. 
[2013-09-22 01:44:22] <@Bryce-GM> There are some nooks in the walls,
[2013-09-22 01:44:33] <@Bryce-GM> some of which are large enough to fit Epona, but Bushwoolies are sleeping in them and
[2013-09-22 01:44:38] <@Bryce-GM> they don't seem to go far.
[2013-09-22 01:45:54] <Eppina> (OK, go back)
[2013-09-22 01:46:25] <@Bryce-GM> Epona leaves the Bushwoolie cave.
[2013-09-22 01:46:50] <@Bryce-GM> She rejoins Rosie.
[2013-09-22 01:47:24] <Eppina> dead end.
[2013-09-22 01:47:49] <Rosie> Rosie: I heard a sound from there. [points]
[2013-09-22 01:48:29] <Eppina> (nods and takes the point)
[2013-09-22 01:48:38] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, you head that way.
[2013-09-22 01:49:13] <@Bryce-GM> A door bars your way. It's imposing and made of wood.
[2013-09-22 01:49:24] <@Bryce-GM> It has an inscription of a mushroom and text below it.
[2013-09-22 01:49:30] <Rosie> (Which of us has better chance at lockpicking?)
[2013-09-22 01:49:31] <@Bryce-GM> It says, 
[2013-09-22 01:49:32] <Eppina> (why is the bushwoolie cave not a dead end in the map? does that imply there's more to explore?)
[2013-09-22 01:49:46] <Eppina> (or just 'i've not done the walls at this point'?)
[2013-09-22 01:49:56] <@Bryce-GM> "The Moochick. Beloved Guardian of Ponyland. Rest in Peace."
[2013-09-22 01:50:18] <@Bryce-GM> You both have the same burglary skill: -1
[2013-09-22 01:50:43] <@Bryce-GM> It's too bad valkyrie isn't here, she has +4 lockpicking.
[2013-09-22 01:50:43] <Rosie> [Rosie looks for some kind of lock to manipulate]
[2013-09-22 01:50:49] <Eppina> [epona knocks]
[2013-09-22 01:50:51] <@Bryce-GM> I'll see if she's online.
[2013-09-22 01:51:00] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie can't find a lock in the gloom
[2013-09-22 01:51:35] <@Bryce-GM> No one responds to the knock.
[2013-09-22 01:51:43] <@Bryce-GM> Meanwhile, back in town,
[2013-09-22 01:51:50] <Eppina> (brb)
[2013-09-22 01:51:57] *** Eppina quit ( )
[2013-09-22 01:52:09] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie hears from the barkeeper that Epona and Rosie went for the Moochick's tomb and heads there.
[2013-09-22 01:52:28] <@Bryce-GM> (lauren should be here momentarily.)
[2013-09-22 01:56:00] *** Eppina (~nateturne@75-173-101-226.albq.qwest.net) joined
[2013-09-22 01:56:14] <@Bryce-GM> (lauren should be here soon)
[2013-09-22 01:56:17] <@Bryce-GM> Bryce-GM: Valkyrie hears from the barkeeper that Epona and Rosie went for the Moochick's tomb and heads there.
[2013-09-22 01:56:30] <Eppina> ok
[2013-09-22 01:56:44] <@Bryce-GM> So anyway, Rosie couldn't find a lock, at least not yet, and no one responded to the first knocking attempt.
[2013-09-22 01:58:08] <Rosie> Rosie: Epona, do you see a lock somewhere, or something I can stick my hoof into?
[2013-09-22 01:58:25] <Eppina> (do i?)
[2013-09-22 01:58:37] <@Bryce-GM> Epona looks.
[2013-09-22 01:59:02] <@Bryce-GM> Epona finds a keyhole concealed to the right of the door. It's about 1cm high and surrounded by a brass ring.
[2013-09-22 01:59:50] <Eppina> hey, there's a keyhole up here.
[2013-09-22 02:00:09] <Rosie> [Rosie tries sticking her horn in and lockpicking it.]
[2013-09-22 02:00:28] <@Bryce-GM> You stick your horn in the hole and are rewarded with a mild electric shock.
[2013-09-22 02:00:34] *** Wyjolz (~Lauren@ool-4352a9cb.dyn.optonline.net) joined
[2013-09-22 02:00:42] <@Bryce-GM> You yelp. 
[2013-09-22 02:00:47] <Rosie> (Ooh, right in the coconut!)
[2013-09-22 02:00:57] <Rosie> (Hi Lauren!)
[2013-09-22 02:01:04] <Wyjolz> I should be at a party right now but I'm home sick :(
[2013-09-22 02:01:12] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie has appeared! Apparently she heard from the barkeeper that you two had gone off to plunder the Tomb of the Moochick.
[2013-09-22 02:01:41] <Wyjolz> the whaaaa?
[2013-09-22 02:01:43] <@Bryce-GM> She comes from the corridor you just cam down. Valkyrie, you see Rosie, with a lantern, and Epona standing by a large wooden door 
[2013-09-22 02:01:49] <@Bryce-GM> in this underground tomb.
[2013-09-22 02:01:55] <Wyjolz> I'm so confused
[2013-09-22 02:01:58] <Wyjolz> what's going on?
[2013-09-22 02:02:02] <@Bryce-GM> (sorry, we're just testing out the Fudge Ponies rules.)
[2013-09-22 02:02:07] <@Bryce-GM> (This is non-canon of course.)
[2013-09-22 02:02:19] *** Wyjolz changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 02:02:19] <Rosie> (It's a mini-adventure simulation)
[2013-09-22 02:02:35] <Valkyrie> Erm....hey, guys....what are we doing here?
[2013-09-22 02:03:02] <@Bryce-GM> The lantern flickers slightly.
[2013-09-22 02:03:11] <Valkyrie> o.O; 
[2013-09-22 02:03:14] <Valkyrie> Don't blow it out!
[2013-09-22 02:03:14] <Rosie> Rosie: Grave robbing for the glorious revolution.
[2013-09-22 02:03:24] <Valkyrie> GRAVE ROBBING? ARE YOU NUCKING FUTS?!
[2013-09-22 02:03:31] <Rosie> (Out of Character, much?)
[2013-09-22 02:03:53] <Eppina> chicken. it'll be fun!
[2013-09-22 02:04:05] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie's shouting echoes throughout the cold stone passageway.
[2013-09-22 02:04:14] <Rosie> Rosie: Keep it quiet! I think I heart something fart this way.
[2013-09-22 02:04:24] <Rosie> (heard)
[2013-09-22 02:04:27] <@Bryce-GM> (that is totally a true statement. heh)
[2013-09-22 02:04:42] <Eppina> [epona gently passes gas]
[2013-09-22 02:05:04] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, Valkyrie has some burglary skill, according to her character sheet.
[2013-09-22 02:05:13] <Rosie> Rosie: And did somepony let loose a SBD?
[2013-09-22 02:05:16] <@Bryce-GM> Epona is silent, and, being a vegetarian creature, largely odorless.
[2013-09-22 02:05:29] <@Bryce-GM> Rolling perception: Rosie smells nothing.
[2013-09-22 02:05:43] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway.
[2013-09-22 02:05:57] <@Bryce-GM> The door has an inscription, which Valkyrie can also read:
[2013-09-22 02:06:07] <@Bryce-GM> "The Moochick. Beloved Guardian of Ponyland. Rest in Peace."
[2013-09-22 02:07:01] <Rosie> Rosie: Do you think you can lend a hand with this door?
[2013-09-22 02:07:08] *** Valkyrie changed nick to Wiggles
[2013-09-22 02:07:18] <Wiggles> [puts a clothespin over her nose]
[2013-09-22 02:07:24] <Wiggles> HONESTLY, 'Pona.
[2013-09-22 02:07:40] <@Bryce-GM> (Horses are obligate nasal breathers, but I'll let that one slide for comedic effect, haha)
[2013-09-22 02:07:51] <Wiggles> (oh, shit. Lol. Sorry. XD)
[2013-09-22 02:08:26] <@Bryce-GM> (Nah, it's hilarious that Wiggles prefers suffocation to barely-perceptible fart smells)
[2013-09-22 02:08:30] <Eppina> [epona lifts her leg and passes another.]
[2013-09-22 02:08:36] <Wiggles> (MY, GOD. I am watching the home shopping network and the host literally sounds like Mr. Mackey from South Park.)
[2013-09-22 02:08:42] <@Bryce-GM> Are you going to open the door or just fart around?
[2013-09-22 02:08:45] <Eppina> [go to open the door]
[2013-09-22 02:08:50] <Eppina> [so 'both']
[2013-09-22 02:08:55] <Wiggles> 'PONA, STOP!!!!!
[2013-09-22 02:09:02] <@Bryce-GM> The door doesn't budge. 
[2013-09-22 02:09:05] <Wiggles> you'd better not do this in bed with me.
[2013-09-22 02:09:36] <Eppina> (lawling)
[2013-09-22 02:10:02] <Rosie> (I just realized that some people fart in bed unconsciously. Now I want to remain single)
[2013-09-22 02:10:36] <Eppina> (to avoid farts, or to pass them without protest?)
[2013-09-22 02:10:48] <@Bryce-GM> Seriously, I don't have all evening.
[2013-09-22 02:10:51] <Rosie> Rosie: There's a lock over here, we're trying to pick it. [shows keyhole]
[2013-09-22 02:11:05] <Eppina> [begin trying to pick lock]
[2013-09-22 02:11:10] <@Bryce-GM> You see the keyhole Rosie points out.
[2013-09-22 02:11:23] <@Bryce-GM> Epona is unsuccessful. 
[2013-09-22 02:11:24] <Eppina> (do i have tools i can use?)
[2013-09-22 02:11:28] <@Bryce-GM> No.
[2013-09-22 02:11:39] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie is the one with the burglary skill.
[2013-09-22 02:11:43] <Rosie> (Lauren, Valk has a +4)
[2013-09-22 02:11:57] *** Wiggles changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 02:12:03] <Valkyrie> [takes a hairpin from her mane]
[2013-09-22 02:12:27] <@Bryce-GM> ok.
[2013-09-22 02:12:31] <Valkyrie> [fiddles around with the hairpin in the lock until there is a click]
[2013-09-22 02:12:36] <Valkyrie> That should do it.
[2013-09-22 02:12:45] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie successfully picks the lock.
[2013-09-22 02:12:46] <Eppina> O_O
[2013-09-22 02:12:47] <Eppina> wow
[2013-09-22 02:12:51] <Eppina> [gently open the door]
[2013-09-22 02:12:58] <Rosie> Rosie: Where did you learn that?
[2013-09-22 02:13:00] <Valkyrie> thank you. I al so do bar mitzvahs.
[2013-09-22 02:13:03] <Valkyrie> *also
[2013-09-22 02:13:05] <@Bryce-GM> haha
[2013-09-22 02:13:13] <Valkyrie> I learne it in clown school. ....Okay. Not really...
[2013-09-22 02:13:16] <@Bryce-GM> the door swings open to reveal the passage beyond...
[2013-09-22 02:13:18] <Valkyrie> *learned
[2013-09-22 02:13:22] <Rosie> (Don't you mean mark mitzvahs?)
[2013-09-22 02:13:29] <Valkyrie> (Huh?)
[2013-09-22 02:13:38] <Valkyrie> (the hell is a mark mitzvah?)
[2013-09-22 02:13:51] <@Bryce-GM> (what diamond tiara had)
[2013-09-22 02:13:52] <Rosie> (Joke from Friendship is Witchcraft)
[2013-09-22 02:14:06] <Valkyrie> (oh.....hence the reason I didn't get it....)
[2013-09-22 02:14:09] <Eppina> (wow. looks like i've met my match)
[2013-09-22 02:14:23] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, the passage beyond -
[2013-09-22 02:14:37] <@Bryce-GM> it descends deeper into the earth. At the low end, you can see a puddle of dark liquid.
[2013-09-22 02:14:52] <Eppina> (armus!0
[2013-09-22 02:14:52] <@Bryce-GM> https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/13w4jbXJMiA81r-Qe2CLtfuMLakuqUODqS5QzyDRnDtU/edit
[2013-09-22 02:14:53] <Eppina> 0
[2013-09-22 02:14:54] <Eppina> )
[2013-09-22 02:14:59] <Rosie> (Bryce, does Lauren have a link to the- ah there it is)
[2013-09-22 02:15:13] <Valkyrie> (?)
[2013-09-22 02:15:29] <Rosie> (The link Bryce just posted. It's our map)
[2013-09-22 02:15:34] <@Bryce-GM> Now that the door is open, you can hear a dripping sound beyond.
[2013-09-22 02:15:43] <Valkyrie> (I had to request permission--the link isn't working ofr me)
[2013-09-22 02:16:00] <Rosie> (Oh, and I see Epona's gas on the map. Charming)
[2013-09-22 02:16:03] <@Bryce-GM> permission granted. 
[2013-09-22 02:16:05] <Eppina> (i had the same problem. you'll be good to go)
[2013-09-22 02:16:19] <@Bryce-GM> ok, so, a puddle of dark goo beyond.
[2013-09-22 02:16:29] <Eppina> [advance]
[2013-09-22 02:16:43] <Rosie> [Follows]
[2013-09-22 02:16:50] <@Bryce-GM> You do so. (You can move your own ponies if you like outside fo combat.)
[2013-09-22 02:17:06] <@Bryce-GM> Behind you, you hear shuffling and scurrying sounds. 
[2013-09-22 02:17:20] <Eppina> [turn around to see]
[2013-09-22 02:17:22] <@Bryce-GM> You don't see anything back that way, though.
[2013-09-22 02:17:29] <@Bryce-GM> The sounds stop.
[2013-09-22 02:17:32] <Valkyrie> (I'm moving the smiley faces on the map, apparently and I don't know who's who)
[2013-09-22 02:17:44] <@Bryce-GM> (Epona is grey, Rosie is white, Valkyrie is pinkish)
[2013-09-22 02:17:48] <Eppina> (F for Firebug, V for valkyrie)
[2013-09-22 02:17:55] <Eppina> (epona is fluorescent magenta)
[2013-09-22 02:18:26] <@Bryce-GM> Firebug says, "I'm not here!" and teleports away.
[2013-09-22 02:18:27] <Rosie> (Your colour should give enemies a +2 to perception as punishment, Nate)
[2013-09-22 02:18:52] <@Bryce-GM> So anyway, Valkyrie, you inspect the puddle.
[2013-09-22 02:18:54] <Valkyrie> (I just moved by the giant goo cloud :D)
[2013-09-22 02:19:00] <@Bryce-GM> It looks like bile.
[2013-09-22 02:19:01] <Eppina> (Hah!)
[2013-09-22 02:19:10] <@Bryce-GM> It smells like it too.
[2013-09-22 02:19:14] <@Bryce-GM> It's kinda nasty.
[2013-09-22 02:19:15] <Eppina> (poke the tip of an arrow into it)
[2013-09-22 02:19:27] <@Bryce-GM> The bolt is corroded fairly quickly.
[2013-09-22 02:19:45] <@Bryce-GM> You can see to the other side of the puddle: there's a pair of doors, one of which is already open.
[2013-09-22 02:20:10] <Eppina> hold up guys.
[2013-09-22 02:20:11] <Valkyrie> Whoa....shit, guys...the hell is this thing?
[2013-09-22 02:20:14] <@Bryce-GM> Note that the corridor here is high enough for you to fly over the piddle.
[2013-09-22 02:20:15] <@Bryce-GM> Puddle.
[2013-09-22 02:20:15] *** Valkyrie changed nick to Wiggles
[2013-09-22 02:20:17] <@Bryce-GM> The puddle.
[2013-09-22 02:20:17] <Wiggles> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
[2013-09-22 02:20:19] <Eppina> it's … goo.
[2013-09-22 02:20:20] <Wiggles> OMG EWW!
[2013-09-22 02:20:29] <Eppina> i'll fly across.
[2013-09-22 02:20:29] <Wiggles> That's SO unsanitary!
[2013-09-22 02:21:08] <Rosie> Rosie: In a crypt with flatulence sounds? It's kind of expected.
[2013-09-22 02:21:25] <Eppina> (a crypt full of flatulence.0
[2013-09-22 02:21:26] <Eppina> )
[2013-09-22 02:21:29] <Wiggles> This is so disgusting. I'm SO taking a shower when I get home.
[2013-09-22 02:21:50] <Eppina> maybe I'll join you once I - eesh, i'm gassy today.
[2013-09-22 02:21:51] <Rosie> (Did Rosie see the bolt disintegrate in the ooze?)
[2013-09-22 02:21:57] <@Bryce-GM> Yes.
[2013-09-22 02:22:05] <@Bryce-GM> Unless Epona deliberately concealed it, you all saw it.
[2013-09-22 02:22:20] <Rosie> Rosie: Better not step on it. I have a feeling it's worse than unhygienic.
[2013-09-22 02:22:21] *** Wiggles changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 02:22:29] <Valkyrie> Jesus, Freds, go take a shit.
[2013-09-22 02:22:57] <Rosie> ("Who is this Jesus you speak of?")
[2013-09-22 02:23:01] <@Bryce-GM> A wet shlocking sound echoes down the corridor from beyond the puddle.
[2013-09-22 02:23:12] <Eppina> (looks like epona alraedy did.)
[2013-09-22 02:23:14] <Eppina> (point weapon)
[2013-09-22 02:23:28] <Valkyrie> (oh, she did? LOL)
[2013-09-22 02:23:30] <Valkyrie> (wow.)
[2013-09-22 02:23:36] <@Bryce-GM> (no)
[2013-09-22 02:23:55] <@Bryce-GM> So where is Epona pointing it?
[2013-09-22 02:24:08] <Valkyrie> (what, the arrow or the shit?)
[2013-09-22 02:24:15] <@Bryce-GM> Nevermind, the arrow I figured out
[2013-09-22 02:24:20] <Eppina> (at the sound)
[2013-09-22 02:24:27] <@Bryce-GM> anyway, there are no further sounds from the door beyond the puddle.
[2013-09-22 02:25:20] <@Bryce-GM> Well?
[2013-09-22 02:25:24] <Rosie> (Epona, are you going to fly over and inspect?)
[2013-09-22 02:25:46] <@Bryce-GM> You wait some more. There are no more sounds.
[2013-09-22 02:26:05] <Eppina> (yes i inspect)
[2013-09-22 02:26:16] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. You look at the door. You can see a room beyond.
[2013-09-22 02:26:23] <@Bryce-GM> The room is filled with magical darkness.
[2013-09-22 02:26:30] <@Bryce-GM> Your NVGs tell you this.
[2013-09-22 02:26:47] <@Bryce-GM> It is not intrinsically harmful, but it blocks divinition.
[2013-09-22 02:26:52] <Valkyrie> Ack--I'm blind as a bat in here!
[2013-09-22 02:26:53] <@Bryce-GM> Including your magical NVG.
[2013-09-22 02:27:03] <@Bryce-GM> Oh, sorry, I meant the room beyond -
[2013-09-22 02:27:10] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie can still see, Rosie has a lantern.
[2013-09-22 02:27:18] <@Bryce-GM> You guys aren't in the dark room.
[2013-09-22 02:27:21] <Valkyrie> (oh.)
[2013-09-22 02:27:30] <@Bryce-GM> Also, Epona, regular light still works in magical darkness.
[2013-09-22 02:27:48] <Valkyrie> There's better not be any fuckign skeletons or diadems in here.
[2013-09-22 02:28:03] <Eppina> Ooh, magical darkness. neat!
[2013-09-22 02:28:06] <@Bryce-GM> Funny you should mention that. Epona,
[2013-09-22 02:28:17] <@Bryce-GM> you also see a pair of skeletons outside of the magical darkness.
[2013-09-22 02:28:18] <Eppina> (i thought auras implied that objects glowed with their own emissions.)
[2013-09-22 02:28:37] <@Bryce-GM> They look like earth pony skeletons.
[2013-09-22 02:28:55] <@Bryce-GM> one is wearing leather armor, the other, plate mail. They look quite ancient.
[2013-09-22 02:29:01] <Valkyrie> AACK!
[2013-09-22 02:29:04] <Valkyrie> No way.
[2013-09-22 02:29:10] <Valkyrie> No fucking way.
[2013-09-22 02:29:11] <@Bryce-GM> They've been dead a long time.
[2013-09-22 02:29:16] <Valkyrie> I'm not going any firther.
[2013-09-22 02:29:23] <Valkyrie> *further
[2013-09-22 02:29:28] <Rosie> (I don't think Val can see this yet, it's around a corner)
[2013-09-22 02:29:36] <Valkyrie> (goddamnit--I keep messing up)
[2013-09-22 02:29:38] <@Bryce-GM> (Right, unless Epona tells you about it)
[2013-09-22 02:29:44] <@Bryce-GM> (although I assume she shortly will)
[2013-09-22 02:29:45] <Eppina> oh, neat. hey guys!
[2013-09-22 02:29:46] <@Bryce-GM> (well. maybe.)
[2013-09-22 02:30:18] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie remembers the bartender claiming that the Moochick's tomb is full of beer and gold.
[2013-09-22 02:30:36] <@Bryce-GM> Hopefully the black bile-like substance is not all that's left of the beer. 
[2013-09-22 02:30:49] <Rosie> Rosie: So, will you fly us across this ooze? I don't think it's safe to jump.
[2013-09-22 02:31:11] <Valkyrie> Shit, guys...I remember ...there could be BEER and GOLD in here!
[2013-09-22 02:31:14] <Valkyrie> BEER!
[2013-09-22 02:31:46] <@Bryce-GM> The Moochick's own Rainbow Brew, no doubt.
[2013-09-22 02:31:54] <Rosie> (Everlasting Chaos means chocolate milk you guys. Chocolate. Milk.)
[2013-09-22 02:31:56] <Eppina> HANG ON, STILL CLEARING.
[2013-09-22 02:32:06] <Eppina> [SO WHAT DOE- sorry. so what does magical darkness do?)
[2013-09-22 02:32:19] <@Bryce-GM> Magical darkness obscures divinition, such as your NVG.
[2013-09-22 02:32:36] <@Bryce-GM> Regular light sources can peer through it.
[2013-09-22 02:32:47] <Rosie> (Like Rosie's lantern.)
[2013-09-22 02:33:00] <@Bryce-GM> yes.
[2013-09-22 02:33:16] <Valkyrie> (so wait, I'm confused. Where are they now and what can they see?)
[2013-09-22 02:33:56] <@Bryce-GM> Everypony is in the corridor on the other side of the puddle except epona who was
[2013-09-22 02:34:03] <@Bryce-GM> looking into the room on the other side of the puddle.
[2013-09-22 02:34:08] <@Bryce-GM> er
[2013-09-22 02:34:11] <Rosie> (Epona is in the big room with the magical darkness. We're around the corner before an ooze of bile.)
[2013-09-22 02:34:21] <@Bryce-GM> on the north side of the puddle, and on the east side of the puddle
[2013-09-22 02:34:30] <@Bryce-GM> respectively; "other side" isn't very informative
[2013-09-22 02:34:33] <@Bryce-GM> sorry.
[2013-09-22 02:34:44] <Valkyrie> Freds! Do you see anything yet? Where's the beer?
[2013-09-22 02:34:49] *** Valkyrie changed nick to Wiggles
[2013-09-22 02:34:52] <Eppina> [removes her nvgs]
[2013-09-22 02:34:55] <Wiggles> Is that ALL you ever think about?
[2013-09-22 02:35:00] <Wiggles> [wrinkles her nose]
[2013-09-22 02:35:03] <Eppina> YES, WIGGLES.
[2013-09-22 02:35:12] <Wiggles> [huffs indignantly]
[2013-09-22 02:35:15] <@Bryce-GM> You take off your NVGs. Now you see nothing except the dim light of Rosie's lantern coming from the corridor you left.
[2013-09-22 02:36:13] <Eppina> [pulls back and then flies the two over the gap)
[2013-09-22 02:36:22] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. 
[2013-09-22 02:36:52] <@Bryce-GM> The lot of you are on the other side of the puddle. Rosie's lantern illuminates the darkness...
[2013-09-22 02:37:10] <@Bryce-GM> You see a young bile dragon, sleeping.
[2013-09-22 02:37:25] <Wiggles> AWWWWWWWW! It's so cute!!!!
[2013-09-22 02:37:28] <@Bryce-GM> A trickle of black drool runs out of its mouth toward the door.
[2013-09-22 02:37:34] <@Bryce-GM> It does not awaken.
[2013-09-22 02:37:34] <Rosie> Rosie: SSSSHHHT!!!
[2013-09-22 02:37:40] <Wiggles> Gross......but cute.
[2013-09-22 02:38:10] <@Bryce-GM> Everyone can also see two earth pony skeletons on the other side of the room
[2013-09-22 02:38:23] <Wiggles> [GASP]
[2013-09-22 02:38:24] <@Bryce-GM> one is wearing plate armor and the other, lighter hide armor of some kind.
[2013-09-22 02:38:31] *** Wiggles changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 02:38:34] <@Bryce-GM> There is a broken lantern nearby them and some saddlebags.
[2013-09-22 02:38:34] <Valkyrie> GAAAH!
[2013-09-22 02:38:39] <Valkyrie> No. Oh, fuck, no.
[2013-09-22 02:38:43] <Rosie> [Rosie gestured to Epona, imitates a crossbow being fired, points at neck]
[2013-09-22 02:38:49] <Eppina> [to the dragon] hey, little guy.
[2013-09-22 02:39:02] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon does not notice Epona.
[2013-09-22 02:39:03] <Valkyrie> That dragon might be cute, Wiggles, but I'm not going any further with these fucking skeletons. You want another diadem incident?
[2013-09-22 02:39:58] <Rosie> (I don't think this is a cute widdle dragon like Spike. They're usually Always Chaotic Evil)
[2013-09-22 02:40:10] <@Bryce-GM> Well, it's about the size of a polar bear.
[2013-09-22 02:40:15] <@Bryce-GM> It isn't entirely uncute, though.
[2013-09-22 02:40:23] <@Bryce-GM> Certainly cuter than the phlegm dragon.
[2013-09-22 02:41:17] <Rosie> (And spits corosive bile. I'm not falling for the cutesy whimsical thing in a combat simulation)
[2013-09-22 02:41:41] <Rosie> (Does Epona respond to Rosie trying to get her attention?)
[2013-09-22 02:42:56] <Valkyrie> (well, dorian's not brave enough to be aggressive.)
[2013-09-22 02:42:58] <Valkyrie> (shit
[2013-09-22 02:43:00] <Eppina> (when did she do that?)
[2013-09-22 02:43:01] <Valkyrie> (wrong window)
[2013-09-22 02:43:13] <Eppina> (heh)
[2013-09-22 02:43:20] <Rosie> (I bit back up)
[2013-09-22 02:43:20] <Valkyrie> (fucking fuck)
[2013-09-22 02:43:25] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie said, working on her fanfic while the others did nothing. :D
[2013-09-22 02:44:10] <Eppina> [wait, is rosie telling eppina to shoot a baby dragon through the neck?)
[2013-09-22 02:44:12] <Valkyrie> I'm getting out of here, guys. Skeletons are a bad fucking omen.
[2013-09-22 02:44:15] <Rosie> (Yes)
[2013-09-22 02:44:32] <Eppina> [epona shakes her head.]
[2013-09-22 02:44:38] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon awakens.
[2013-09-22 02:44:39] <Eppina> [huddles with other team members]
[2013-09-22 02:44:42] <Eppina> better to - FUCK.
[2013-09-22 02:44:49] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon sees the ponies.
[2013-09-22 02:44:54] <Eppina> [wave]
[2013-09-22 02:44:55] <Valkyrie> Um....we already did that this morning, Freds.
[2013-09-22 02:44:57] <Eppina> hi, we're lost.
[2013-09-22 02:45:00] <@Bryce-GM> Rolling for initative. --
[2013-09-22 02:45:44] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 02:46:12] <Eppina> [shoot for dragon's brainular area]
[2013-09-22 02:46:31] <Rosie> ("Shoot is in the neck" I said. But no, "it's a cutesy-wutesy-widdle dragon")
[2013-09-22 02:46:40] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's crossbow bolt hits the dragon.
[2013-09-22 02:46:46] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon is unharmed.
[2013-09-22 02:46:51] <@Bryce-GM> Dragon's turn.
[2013-09-22 02:47:18] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon is breathes bile.
[2013-09-22 02:47:25] <Rosie> (Well, shit. We're in a nice little cluster for a nuke.)
[2013-09-22 02:47:34] *** Valkyrie changed nick to Wiggles
[2013-09-22 02:47:41] <Wiggles> EEEEEP! 
[2013-09-22 02:47:46] <Wiggles> [dodges the bile]
[2013-09-22 02:47:47] <@Bryce-GM> Checking reflexes -
[2013-09-22 02:48:12] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie dodges the bile. Everypone else gets coated in bile.
[2013-09-22 02:48:14] <@Bryce-GM> Rolling damage.
[2013-09-22 02:48:53] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie rolls a critical success on her resist damage, roll, haha. That shampoo she used this morning completely neutralizes the bile, somehow.
[2013-09-22 02:49:09] <@Bryce-GM> Epona takes a minor wound from the corrosive bile.
[2013-09-22 02:49:17] <Eppina> Yow!
[2013-09-22 02:49:30] <@Bryce-GM> Wiggles turn.
[2013-09-22 02:49:36] <Eppina> (Valkyrie is equipped with soup-can hooves.)
[2013-09-22 02:49:51] <Wiggles> EEEEEEEEEEEW! OMG OMG GET IT OFF!
[2013-09-22 02:49:59] <Wiggles> [soup can hoof flail]
[2013-09-22 02:50:17] <@Bryce-GM> Wiggles is free of the bile.
[2013-09-22 02:50:32] <@Bryce-GM> It stinks to high heaven, but it isn't on her anymore.
[2013-09-22 02:50:33] <Eppina> (see map)
[2013-09-22 02:50:44] <@Bryce-GM> haha
[2013-09-22 02:50:47] <Eppina> ugh, smells like poo in here.
[2013-09-22 02:50:50] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn.
[2013-09-22 02:50:53] <Eppina> plus my fur is totally de-conditionered.
[2013-09-22 02:50:55] *** Wiggles changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 02:51:02] <Valkyrie> Well, STOP SHITTING, Freds!
[2013-09-22 02:51:13] <Eppina> It's not me!
[2013-09-22 02:51:41] <Rosie> [Rosie runs towards the dragon, hugging the south wall to be out of the attack's cone]
[2013-09-22 02:51:55] <@Bryce-GM> ok
[2013-09-22 02:52:00] <@Bryce-GM> New round of combat
[2013-09-22 02:52:03] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn
[2013-09-22 02:52:15] <Eppina> (fly out of the dragon's firing arc)
[2013-09-22 02:52:22] <Eppina> (is the bile no longer eating at me?)
[2013-09-22 02:52:33] <@Bryce-GM> The bile is no longer hurting you.
[2013-09-22 02:52:39] <Eppina> (cool)
[2013-09-22 02:52:43] <@Bryce-GM> It's just a young bile dragon - it's bile isn't very potent. Yet.
[2013-09-22 02:52:50] <@Bryce-GM> *its
[2013-09-22 02:53:14] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, so Epona flies some. Does she also shoot?
[2013-09-22 02:53:40] <Eppina> (Yes. what's the dragon's vunlerabilities?)
[2013-09-22 02:53:51] <@Bryce-GM> Piercing damage.
[2013-09-22 02:53:58] <Eppina> (i mean where on it)
[2013-09-22 02:54:02] <@Bryce-GM> The underbelly.
[2013-09-22 02:54:06] <Rosie> (So bolts in general)
[2013-09-22 02:54:17] <Eppina> (shoot it)
[2013-09-22 02:54:31] <@Bryce-GM> You can't shoot it in the underbelly from in the air above it
[2013-09-22 02:54:35] <@Bryce-GM> or do you mean just shoot it?
[2013-09-22 02:55:00] <Eppina> (just shoot it.)
[2013-09-22 02:55:09] <@Bryce-GM> ok! Epona shoots again...
[2013-09-22 02:55:17] <@Bryce-GM> A hit.
[2013-09-22 02:55:29] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon takes a scratch.
[2013-09-22 02:55:53] <@Bryce-GM> Dragon's turn. Dragon charges toward the doors.
[2013-09-22 02:56:06] <Rosie> (Just a hint Lauren: go straight at it so the cone of its bile won't shift to catch two of us)
[2013-09-22 02:56:18] <@Bryce-GM> Wiggles turn.
[2013-09-22 02:56:20] <Eppina> (THE POWER OF SOUP CAN HOOVES COMPELS YOU!)
[2013-09-22 02:56:30] <@Bryce-GM> You see the dragon running almost straight at you, fangs dripping with bile.
[2013-09-22 02:56:33] <Valkyrie> (wait, what?)
[2013-09-22 02:56:37] <Valkyrie> (I'm supposed to attack it?)
[2013-09-22 02:56:45] <@Bryce-GM> Or get out of its way.
[2013-09-22 02:56:56] <@Bryce-GM> But you can attack it if you really want.
[2013-09-22 02:57:03] <Valkyrie> [elects to move out of the way of the offending creature]
[2013-09-22 02:57:21] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie easily jumps out of the dragon's way.
[2013-09-22 02:57:24] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn.
[2013-09-22 02:57:48] <Rosie> [Attack the dragon from behind with a buck]
[2013-09-22 02:58:03] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie bucks...
[2013-09-22 02:58:13] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's buck hits the dragon.
[2013-09-22 02:58:31] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon gets a cruddy damage roll, and takes a medium wound.
[2013-09-22 02:58:34] <Rosie> (If somepony could move in front of it next, we can Conga Line of Death this bitch)
[2013-09-22 02:58:52] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon howls in pain as Rosie's spiked horseshoes connect with its flank.
[2013-09-22 02:58:58] <@Bryce-GM> New round of combat.
[2013-09-22 02:59:02] <@Bryce-GM> Epona's turn.
[2013-09-22 02:59:06] <Rosie> Rosie: Gelded!
[2013-09-22 02:59:10] <Eppina> [where is the dragon headed?]
[2013-09-22 02:59:19] <@Bryce-GM> Towards the doors. It's charging.
[2013-09-22 02:59:21] <Eppina> now, now, no sense gelding the lily.
[2013-09-22 02:59:30] <Eppina> [we aren't at the doors though]
[2013-09-22 02:59:41] <@Bryce-GM> Not anymore. You all moved.
[2013-09-22 02:59:46] <Eppina> [ok, shoot it]
[2013-09-22 02:59:53] <Rosie> (No, but I don't think we should let it get out)
[2013-09-22 02:59:58] <@Bryce-GM> A hit.
[2013-09-22 03:00:24] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon takes a scratch; the scratch stacks with the previous one to a minior wound.
[2013-09-22 03:00:38] <@Bryce-GM> *minor
[2013-09-22 03:00:40] <Eppina> [switch to the Atal Rifle]
[2013-09-22 03:00:48] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon is looking a little weak.
[2013-09-22 03:00:55] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon's turn.
[2013-09-22 03:00:58] <Eppina> [why dear you look a mite pekid]
[2013-09-22 03:01:15] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon charges through the doors, bursting open the closed one
[2013-09-22 03:01:21] <@Bryce-GM> and throwing it from its hinges.
[2013-09-22 03:01:26] <@Bryce-GM> It tries to stop...
[2013-09-22 03:01:34] <@Bryce-GM> it slips in the puddle of bile
[2013-09-22 03:01:43] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon crashes into the far wall
[2013-09-22 03:01:55] <Eppina> [HOIST BY THINE OWN PETARD!]
[2013-09-22 03:02:18] <@Bryce-GM> It pulls off an amazing move at the last second, though, and avoids taking any damage.
[2013-09-22 03:02:28] <@Bryce-GM> Wiggles turn.
[2013-09-22 03:02:32] <@Bryce-GM> (Or valkyrie's rather)
[2013-09-22 03:02:57] <Eppina> [tokyo bile dragon drift!]
[2013-09-22 03:03:41] <Valkyrie> (I'm torn here...I know I should be doing something but V/W are not combat oriented at all)
[2013-09-22 03:04:12] <Rosie> (Bucking it in the nuts works. That's what Rosie does and she's not combat specialized)
[2013-09-22 03:04:15] <@Bryce-GM> (Well, if it helps, the dragon is fleeing. But you can always buck things if you want.)
[2013-09-22 03:04:53] <Eppina> [have her land love-clunks on epona's head with her soup can hooves]
[2013-09-22 03:06:12] <@Bryce-GM> Well...?
[2013-09-22 03:06:28] <@Bryce-GM> Shall we go with that?
[2013-09-22 03:06:41] <Valkyrie> (sure)
[2013-09-22 03:06:45] <@Bryce-GM> Okay.
[2013-09-22 03:06:50] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's turn.
[2013-09-22 03:07:11] <Rosie> (Can she hit the dragon without touching the bile?)
[2013-09-22 03:07:30] <@Bryce-GM> No, not without a ranged weapon or magic.
[2013-09-22 03:08:17] <Rosie> [Rosie lets it go, moving out of range from any breath attack]
[2013-09-22 03:08:21] <@Bryce-GM> ok
[2013-09-22 03:08:24] <@Bryce-GM> The dragon flees.
[2013-09-22 03:09:02] <@Bryce-GM> Turns over; act at will.
[2013-09-22 03:09:34] <Eppina> 9waves goodbye)
[2013-09-22 03:09:36] <Eppina> laters dragonbroski
[2013-09-22 03:09:45] <Eppina> (checks skelingtons for stuff)
[2013-09-22 03:09:54] <@Bryce-GM> You hear distant shrieking and spocking sounds. They grow faint.
[2013-09-22 03:09:59] <Rosie> Rosie: Well, that one's gone. Now let's find that beer.
[2013-09-22 03:10:01] <@Bryce-GM> The skeletons have stuff.
[2013-09-22 03:10:06] <@Bryce-GM> You find
[2013-09-22 03:10:09] <@Bryce-GM> Plate mail
[2013-09-22 03:10:10] <Eppina> mind if we take some gear, guys?
[2013-09-22 03:10:13] <@Bryce-GM> Hide armor
[2013-09-22 03:10:17] <Eppina> [try nvgs too]
[2013-09-22 03:10:21] <@Bryce-GM> Spiked horseshoes
[2013-09-22 03:10:30] <@Bryce-GM> Your NVGs work now; the magical darkness is gone.
[2013-09-22 03:10:35] <Rosie> (Is the armour superior to Rosie's current armor?)
[2013-09-22 03:10:36] <Eppina> (clever10
[2013-09-22 03:10:37] <Eppina> )
[2013-09-22 03:10:54] <Eppina> (clever i mean - magical darkness as a defensive mechanism)
[2013-09-22 03:10:56] <@Bryce-GM> 24 pieces of worthless fiat currency from Ponyland.
[2013-09-22 03:11:10] <Eppina> ooh, collectibles.
[2013-09-22 03:11:16] <@Bryce-GM> A horn ring in a case in the saddlebag of the skeleton
[2013-09-22 03:11:20] <@Bryce-GM> wearing the plate mail.
[2013-09-22 03:11:25] <Eppina> (hand the ring to rosie)
[2013-09-22 03:11:40] <Valkyrie> I'm not taking any shit off these skeletons
[2013-09-22 03:11:43] <@Bryce-GM> The armor is more protective than Rosie's current armor, but is much heavier.
[2013-09-22 03:11:47] <Rosie> Rosie: Why give it to me? I don't know what this is.
[2013-09-22 03:11:49] <Eppina> (are the skeletons small enough to carry with us for proper burial?)
[2013-09-22 03:12:00] <@Bryce-GM> She doesn't have the training in armor use to use it without major penalties.
[2013-09-22 03:12:03] <Eppina> do you see anyone else with a ring or a dingus?
[2013-09-22 03:12:11] <@Bryce-GM> Yes, you can take them with you if you like.
[2013-09-22 03:12:19] <Eppina> (I'd like to.)
[2013-09-22 03:12:26] <Rosie> [Rosie tries to identify the ring with her meagre knowledge]
[2013-09-22 03:12:27] <@Bryce-GM> Right now? They're little pony skeletons
[2013-09-22 03:12:37] <@Bryce-GM> they're kinda encumbering if you haul them around with you all the time.
[2013-09-22 03:12:44] <Eppina> sorry to take your gear, guys, but we need it, and we can give you a proper burial.
[2013-09-22 03:12:49] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie recognizes the ring.
[2013-09-22 03:12:50] <Valkyrie> [shudder]
[2013-09-22 03:12:53] <Eppina> (can we take them outside and bury them?)
[2013-09-22 03:12:54] <@Bryce-GM> It's an engagement ring.
[2013-09-22 03:12:56] <Valkyrie> Freds, I don't think we should....
[2013-09-22 03:13:13] <@Bryce-GM> It's magically enchanted - not to go down the drain if dropped in the shower.
[2013-09-22 03:13:17] <Eppina> would you rather we left these poor beggars here?
[2013-09-22 03:13:19] <@Bryce-GM> (Or sink.)
[2013-09-22 03:13:23] <Eppina> (hah!)
[2013-09-22 03:13:34] <@Bryce-GM> But that's all. Oh, and it's pretty and gold, so you could maybe sell it.
[2013-09-22 03:13:39] <Rosie> [Pockets the ring for if she ever needs to propose to Pen Nib.]
[2013-09-22 03:13:56] <Valkyrie> ROSIE!!!! don't take that shit!!! It's not yours!
[2013-09-22 03:14:45] <Rosie> Rosie: Material possession are to be repossessed by the state to reduce waste and ensure fair distribution of inheritence.
[2013-09-22 03:16:06] <Valkyrie> It's bad karma. I'm telling you.
[2013-09-22 03:16:46] <Eppina> but if we take them with us and return them to their families for proper burial?]
[2013-09-22 03:16:49] <Eppina> [][][]
[2013-09-22 03:16:54] <Eppina> [sorry, that wasn't an aciton]
[2013-09-22 03:16:57] <Rosie> Rosie: I'm not falling for any clownshoes religion and its tenets.
[2013-09-22 03:17:25] <Rosie> Rosie: [to Epona] Well, let's explore this place before we do that, okay?
[2013-09-22 03:18:59] <Eppina> Okay. but I'm taking their remains with me. I don't want them to be forgotten. Leave no pony behind!
[2013-09-22 03:19:22] <Rosie> Rosie: They're not going to move on their own. We can come back for them.
[2013-09-22 03:19:34] <Rosie> [Rosie proceeds to look for a way deeper into the tomb]
[2013-09-22 03:19:41] <@Bryce-GM> It's not hard to find.
[2013-09-22 03:19:48] <@Bryce-GM> There's a large corridor now visible in the corner.
[2013-09-22 03:19:58] <@Bryce-GM> It slopes upward.
[2013-09-22 03:20:10] <@Bryce-GM> The floor of the corridor is tile, and it is dirty. 
[2013-09-22 03:20:17] <Rosie> Rosie: This way, ponies.
[2013-09-22 03:20:25] <@Bryce-GM> The wall at the north end is wooden.
[2013-09-22 03:20:28] <Eppina> [epona distributes the gear and keeps the bones, following rosie]
[2013-09-22 03:20:30] <@Bryce-GM> The rest of the corridor is stone.
[2013-09-22 03:20:40] <Rosie> [Move up the slope]
[2013-09-22 03:20:53] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. Rosie, you hear a clicking sound as you walk.
[2013-09-22 03:21:18] <@Bryce-GM> You see a huge boulder rolling down the corridor toward you...
[2013-09-22 03:21:25] <Rosie> [Run back into the big room to avoid the inevitable rolling boulder.]
[2013-09-22 03:21:27] <Valkyrie> (INDIANA JONES!)
[2013-09-22 03:21:29] <Rosie> (Called it)
[2013-09-22 03:21:56] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie jumps , but isn't quite dexterous enough to avoid the boulder completely...
[2013-09-22 03:22:33] <Eppina> [grabs balk and flies her out of danger]
[2013-09-22 03:22:35] <@Bryce-GM> Fortunately, her armor helps, and she's only moderately wounded as the boulder crushes her left hindleg.
[2013-09-22 03:22:41] <Rosie> (Hah, I knew it was you boulder! Reading Daring Do prepared me for you!)
[2013-09-22 03:22:48] <Valkyrie> (LOL OMG rosie and her legs...)
[2013-09-22 03:23:01] <@Bryce-GM> The blouder rolls over Rosie's leg and toward Epona
[2013-09-22 03:23:08] <Rosie> Rosie: Argh! Not again!
[2013-09-22 03:23:10] <@Bryce-GM> Epona dodges successfully.
[2013-09-22 03:23:15] <Valkyrie> EEEEEEEEEP!
[2013-09-22 03:23:21] <@Bryce-GM> The boulder hits the wooden wall
[2013-09-22 03:23:34] <Valkyrie> [since Epona's holding V/W I'm guessing she dodged it as well)
[2013-09-22 03:23:44] <Eppina> you and getting broken legs! You okay, Rosie?
[2013-09-22 03:23:48] <@Bryce-GM> pieces of wood fly everywhere as the rolling stone falls into a chasm concealed by the wooden wall.
[2013-09-22 03:23:58] <@Bryce-GM> WV was out of the way to begin with I thought
[2013-09-22 03:24:02] <Valkyrie> (sings: "LIKE A ROLLING STONE!")
[2013-09-22 03:24:08] <@Bryce-GM> but if Epona was holding her, yes, that's the case.
[2013-09-22 03:24:30] <Rosie> (As it plummets, you hear it say "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.")
[2013-09-22 03:24:32] <@Bryce-GM> Epona made her reflex check by enough of a margin to do so even holding Wiggles.
[2013-09-22 03:25:15] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, so here you are.
[2013-09-22 03:25:55] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie is wounded, but at the top of the corridor, on the west side, you can see a doorframe.
[2013-09-22 03:26:03] <@Bryce-GM> And a hole in the ceiling where the boulder fell out of.
[2013-09-22 03:26:05] <Eppina> [go help rosie and do first aid]
[2013-09-22 03:26:21] <@Bryce-GM> Epona applies first aid.
[2013-09-22 03:26:35] <@Bryce-GM> It isn't very successful but Rosie is not going to die in the next few hours, you're sure of that much.
[2013-09-22 03:26:39] <Eppina> [epona apples first aid. not only does she fart a lot, but her turds have healing power.]
[2013-09-22 03:26:40] <@Bryce-GM> She can also walk. Badly.
[2013-09-22 03:26:49] <Eppina> shoot, we gotta get you to safety, rosie.
[2013-09-22 03:27:16] <Valkyrie> (lol. she "apples" first aid)
[2013-09-22 03:27:21] <@Bryce-GM> hah
[2013-09-22 03:28:01] <Valkyrie> (EEEYUP.0
[2013-09-22 03:28:18] <Rosie> Rosie: We got to be careful up here. This coridor should lead us to our reward.
[2013-09-22 03:28:44] <@Bryce-GM> (Your eternal reward, very nearly.)
[2013-09-22 03:28:53] <@Bryce-GM> (Well, not for Rosie, being a godless heathen. :p )
[2013-09-22 03:29:27] <Rosie> (Revolutionary heaven. Goose stepping ponies and posters everywhere!)
[2013-09-22 03:30:16] <Rosie> [Rosie starts heading up the slope, watching her step this time.]
[2013-09-22 03:30:39] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie reaches the door at the top.
[2013-09-22 03:30:49] <@Bryce-GM> There don't seem to be further traps.
[2013-09-22 03:31:04] <@Bryce-GM> (On the ground, anyhow.)
[2013-09-22 03:31:25] <Rosie> [check the door]
[2013-09-22 03:31:36] <@Bryce-GM> The door is solid looking, and stone.
[2013-09-22 03:32:09] <@Bryce-GM> The door has an inscription and a slot.
[2013-09-22 03:32:18] <@Bryce-GM> The slot is sort of like a mailbox looking thing.
[2013-09-22 03:32:22] <Rosie> Rosie: We've got another door.
[2013-09-22 03:32:29] <Eppina> [brings balk forward]
[2013-09-22 03:32:32] <Eppina> can you pop this door babe?
[2013-09-22 03:32:38] <@Bryce-GM> Above it, the inscription reads, "What touches one and binds two?"
[2013-09-22 03:32:57] <Rosie> Rosie: Riddle? Oh, I know this one!
[2013-09-22 03:33:19] <Rosie> [places hoof in the slot as she answers.]
[2013-09-22 03:33:36] <Rosie> Rosie: Love is what touches one and binds two.
[2013-09-22 03:33:44] <Valkyrie> ....does the answer have to do with shoeleaces?
[2013-09-22 03:33:47] <@Bryce-GM> As soon as you place your hoof in the slot, it zaps you with electricity.
[2013-09-22 03:33:53] <Valkyrie> O___O;
[2013-09-22 03:33:57] <Valkyrie> Yikes!
[2013-09-22 03:34:04] <@Bryce-GM> Note, not when you just open the slot, but only when you put your hoof in it.
[2013-09-22 03:34:06] <Valkyrie> Rosie, are you okay?
[2013-09-22 03:34:16] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie shrugs off the damage.
[2013-09-22 03:34:20] *** Valkyrie changed nick to Wiggles
[2013-09-22 03:34:33] <Wiggles> SHOELACES? Valkyrie, you are such an ass!
[2013-09-22 03:34:53] <Rosie> Rosie: What's the big idea? I solved you dang riddle, door!
[2013-09-22 03:35:15] <@Bryce-GM> You are met with stony silence from the rock door.
[2013-09-22 03:35:41] <Rosie> Rosie: Am I supposed to slip you a note with the answer?
[2013-09-22 03:35:44] <Eppina> try 'gravity.'
[2013-09-22 03:36:04] <Rosie> [Looks for some paper in her saddlebag to wrote down the word]
[2013-09-22 03:36:11] <@Bryce-GM> You have some paper.
[2013-09-22 03:36:21] <Wiggles> [clears throat] A contract, or legal agreement. That's the answer.
[2013-09-22 03:36:45] <Rosie> [Proceeds to write down 'Love' and stuff it in the mailbox]
[2013-09-22 03:37:21] <Eppina> i think we should listen to wiggles.
[2013-09-22 03:37:25] <@Bryce-GM> You put it in the slot. It doesn't shock you this time. You hear a zapping sound and smell ozone.
[2013-09-22 03:37:51] <Eppina> oops, that was me, sorry.
[2013-09-22 03:38:06] <Rosie> Rosie: Wiggles, can you do that thing with the hairpin Val did?
[2013-09-22 03:38:21] <Wiggles> Pfft. Of course.
[2013-09-22 03:38:27] <Wiggles> [grabs the hairpin again]
[2013-09-22 03:39:02] <Wiggles> [jiggles it in the lock]
[2013-09-22 03:39:06] <@Bryce-GM> Okay...
[2013-09-22 03:39:18] <@Bryce-GM> There's no visible lock.
[2013-09-22 03:39:24] <Wiggles> (oh, oops)
[2013-09-22 03:39:24] <@Bryce-GM> The only thing available is the slot.
[2013-09-22 03:39:31] <@Bryce-GM> Do you want to stick the hairpin in the slot?
[2013-09-22 03:39:41] <@Bryce-GM> (no problem)
[2013-09-22 03:39:46] <Wiggles> Wait a minute...Rosie...HOW am I supposed to use the hairpin with this slot?!
[2013-09-22 03:39:52] <@Bryce-GM> The door is featureless except for the inscription and the slot.
[2013-09-22 03:40:05] <Wiggles> I don't think this is a lock Valk or I can pick.
[2013-09-22 03:40:10] <Rosie> Rosie: Figure something out. Valk just did it on the last door.
[2013-09-22 03:40:12] <Wiggles> in fact, there's NO lock.
[2013-09-22 03:40:23] <Wiggles> Rosie. I CAN'T PICK A LOCK THAT ISN'T THERE.
[2013-09-22 03:40:56] <Rosie> Rosie: Well think of something. This involves a treasure trove of beer!
[2013-09-22 03:42:19] <Rosie> Rosie: Or maybe the answer to the riddle is friendship. Doesn't seem as powerful as love however.
[2013-09-22 03:42:36] <Eppina> tryit!
[2013-09-22 03:42:38] *** Wiggles changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 03:42:48] <Valkyrie> THAT'S IT!!! MAYBE THE ANSWER IS BEER!
[2013-09-22 03:43:04] <Valkyrie> [jiggles the hairpin in the slot] GIMMIE MY BEER, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
[2013-09-22 03:43:18] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie is shocked by the slot...
[2013-09-22 03:43:28] <Valkyrie> ow!!!!!!!!
[2013-09-22 03:43:32] <Valkyrie> YOU FUCKING FUCK!
[2013-09-22 03:43:35] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie is not seriously injured.
[2013-09-22 03:43:36] <Valkyrie> ><;
[2013-09-22 03:43:40] <@Bryce-GM> That hurt like the dickens, though.
[2013-09-22 03:43:48] <Valkyrie> FUCKING SHITFUCKS!
[2013-09-22 03:43:55] <@Bryce-GM> Also, Valkyrie's mane is poofed out.
[2013-09-22 03:44:02] <Valkyrie> (LAWL)
[2013-09-22 03:44:09] <Eppina> Hah! You okay baby??
[2013-09-22 03:44:12] <Valkyrie> (Valk now has a Jew fro!)
[2013-09-22 03:44:19] <Eppina> oooh, ooh, idea.
[2013-09-22 03:44:25] <Eppina> [do i have a piece of metal?]
[2013-09-22 03:44:28] <Rosie> Rosie: Try bucking it. Even stone can't weather a solid battering.
[2013-09-22 03:44:40] <@Bryce-GM> Sure, you can have some metal.
[2013-09-22 03:44:48] <@Bryce-GM> There were lots of pieces in that plate mail, after all.
[2013-09-22 03:44:49] <Valkyrie> Anyone else got a GENIUS idea? u___u; [her fro is still sizzling]
[2013-09-22 03:44:50] <Eppina> [use it to bridge the spark gap.]
[2013-09-22 03:45:00] <Rosie> (Epona sounds like Rarity with ehr I-dee-aa!)
[2013-09-22 03:45:11] <Eppina> (hah!!0
[2013-09-22 03:45:13] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. Epona shorts out the zapper in the trap.
[2013-09-22 03:45:37] <Eppina> "um, um, the answer is, ah, your mother." end jeff goldblum voice.
[2013-09-22 03:45:39] <@Bryce-GM> You hear a popping sound and smell something burning briefly.
[2013-09-22 03:45:47] <@Bryce-GM> Nothing else happens.
[2013-09-22 03:45:51] <Eppina> (evil laugh)
[2013-09-22 03:45:57] <Eppina> [retrieve the piece of metal]
[2013-09-22 03:46:02] <@Bryce-GM> You do so.
[2013-09-22 03:46:22] <Rosie> Rosie: Good, you burned it out. Now let's check it over once more.
[2013-09-22 03:46:32] <Rosie> [Feels inside the gap with her hoof again]
[2013-09-22 03:46:51] <@Bryce-GM> You feel around in the slot, and are not shocked. 
[2013-09-22 03:47:10] <@Bryce-GM> The slot goes down a ways, narrowing at the bottom - far too narrow for you to get your leg in.
[2013-09-22 03:47:21] <Eppina> [bend up a coat hanger]
[2013-09-22 03:47:40] <@Bryce-GM> … coat hanger? okay, I guess.
[2013-09-22 03:47:48] <@Bryce-GM> Epona bends a coat hanger.
[2013-09-22 03:47:50] <Rosie> (Time for a back-alley abortion for this door!)
[2013-09-22 03:47:56] <Eppina> [yep.]
[2013-09-22 03:47:57] <Valkyrie> (COAT HANGER ABORTION!!!)
[2013-09-22 03:48:17] <@Bryce-GM> Republicans were banished from Equestria along with the Smooze, I'm afraid
[2013-09-22 03:48:24] <Rosie> (CUTIE MARK CRUSADER BACK ALLEY ABORTION DOCTORS, YAY!!!)
[2013-09-22 03:48:31] <@Bryce-GM> so I don't think that will be a current reference for your ponies.
[2013-09-22 03:48:36] <Eppina> (wouldn't it be great to unlock your car with a coat hanger, but when passersby come by, you show them a hot wheels car and say it was just an abortion?)
[2013-09-22 03:48:50] <@Bryce-GM> (hah!)
[2013-09-22 03:49:08] <@Bryce-GM> (that's terrible. but you should totally use a hotwheels of an ugly concept car.)
[2013-09-22 03:49:28] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway
[2013-09-22 03:49:38] <@Bryce-GM> So Epona doesn't have much luck with that coathanger.
[2013-09-22 03:49:42] <Eppina> (yes)
[2013-09-22 03:49:51] <Rosie> (This car was on crack. You can tell by the bad frame of this ugly old Chevy.)
[2013-09-22 03:50:39] <Valkyrie> (Oh god, Rosie has a crutch on the map..I love it!)
[2013-09-22 03:50:49] <@Bryce-GM> very nice
[2013-09-22 03:51:03] <Eppina> (:D)
[2013-09-22 03:51:17] <Rosie> Rosie: Let me try something.
[2013-09-22 03:51:38] <Eppina> (We have: a makeshift fuse, a coat hanger, and a crutch. see what you can cook up.)
[2013-09-22 03:51:40] <Rosie> [Sticks her hoof inside, tries to telekinetically reach inside and grab hold of anything]
[2013-09-22 03:52:05] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie's horn spurts a little spark but nothing else happens.
[2013-09-22 03:52:05] <Rosie> (Horn, stick horn inside)
[2013-09-22 03:52:15] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, she tries again with the horn.
[2013-09-22 03:52:29] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie doesn't succeed with the magic.
[2013-09-22 03:52:46] <Rosie> [Keeps searching, constipated frown and everything]
[2013-09-22 03:52:49] <@Bryce-GM> (She can't see inside and has never manipulated the interior - she's at -6)
[2013-09-22 03:52:54] <@Bryce-GM> (she'd need to roll a +4)
[2013-09-22 03:53:05] <@Bryce-GM> … and she does, on her third try.
[2013-09-22 03:53:26] <Valkyrie> Jeez, Rosie...seriously?!
[2013-09-22 03:53:30] <@Bryce-GM> After a few minutes, Rosie uses her telekinesis to pull the little catch at the bottom of the slot where the wedding ring was
[2013-09-22 03:53:33] <@Bryce-GM> supposed to land.
[2013-09-22 03:53:43] <@Bryce-GM> There is a click.
[2013-09-22 03:54:03] <Valkyrie> o.O;
[2013-09-22 03:54:14] <@Bryce-GM> The door remains closed, but feels loose.
[2013-09-22 03:54:22] <Rosie> (Hah, I knew it was supposed to be love! Just didn't think it was that specific)
[2013-09-22 03:54:33] <Valkyrie> (HORN LOVE)
[2013-09-22 03:54:38] <@Bryce-GM> The answer to the riddle "What touches one and binds two" is a ring, yeah.
[2013-09-22 03:55:03] <@Bryce-GM> there could be other answers, but the physical implementation of the puzzle precluded it recognizing them.
[2013-09-22 03:55:04] <Rosie> (Does this mean Rosie figured out the riddle groping inside the slot?)
[2013-09-22 03:55:11] <@Bryce-GM> … yes.
[2013-09-22 03:55:23] <Rosie> Rosie: I've got it!
[2013-09-22 03:55:25] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie gropped a puzzle to completion.
[2013-09-22 03:55:32] <@Bryce-GM> *groped
[2013-09-22 03:55:40] <Eppina> (nice.)
[2013-09-22 03:55:45] <Rosie> [Takes out the wedding ring, puts it inside the box]
[2013-09-22 03:55:55] <Rosie> Rosie: Marriage! The answer is marriage.
[2013-09-22 03:56:27] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, do you open the door? Or check for traps or anything interesting?
[2013-09-22 03:56:42] <Rosie> [Looks for details]
[2013-09-22 03:56:48] <Eppina> (check for maps)
[2013-09-22 03:57:03] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie can see faint light coming from beyond the door.
[2013-09-22 03:57:17] <Rosie> [Gently push it open]
[2013-09-22 03:57:19] <@Bryce-GM> It's bluish.
[2013-09-22 03:57:22] <@Bryce-GM> You push the door open.
[2013-09-22 03:57:41] <@Bryce-GM> Beyond it is a huge hall - so large that the ceiling could be no more than a few meters below the surface of the hill.
[2013-09-22 03:57:56] <@Bryce-GM> It has marble columns and a polished marble floor.
[2013-09-22 03:58:22] <@Bryce-GM> A magical chandalier hangs from the ceiling, emiting blue-tinted light.
[2013-09-22 03:58:32] <@Bryce-GM> The marble columns are carved into the shape of mushrooms.
[2013-09-22 03:58:51] <@Bryce-GM> There are two magical censers, perpetually burning incense.
[2013-09-22 03:58:55] <Rosie> Rosie: It's almost like a temple. It looks like a nice place for a wedding actually.
[2013-09-22 03:59:10] <@Bryce-GM> The room smells of the earth, like the scent of a summer rain.
[2013-09-22 03:59:32] <@Bryce-GM> At the far end of the room, there are two huge sarcophagi. 
[2013-09-22 03:59:59] <Rosie> [Move ahead, watching the tiles, until reaching the sarcophagi]
[2013-09-22 04:00:00] <@Bryce-GM> On the wall at the far end, there is a stone carving of an ancient pony crest.
[2013-09-22 04:00:12] <Eppina> [look for traps]
[2013-09-22 04:00:13] <@Bryce-GM> (waiting for others reactions first.)
[2013-09-22 04:00:49] <@Bryce-GM> (Lauren?)
[2013-09-22 04:01:17] <@Bryce-GM> (no? ok…)
[2013-09-22 04:01:28] <Valkyrie> (hold on sorry)
[2013-09-22 04:01:31] <@Bryce-GM> Epona sees no traps. 
[2013-09-22 04:01:37] <@Bryce-GM> (ok, waiting for Valkyrie's reaction.)
[2013-09-22 04:01:46] <Valkyrie> (skyping sorry)
[2013-09-22 04:02:01] <Valkyrie> Whooooooooa...this is some trippy shit
[2013-09-22 04:02:12] <Valkyrie> Freds, you got any weed?
[2013-09-22 04:02:13] <@Bryce-GM> You stand in the room. The temperature is cool and the air is pleasant. 
[2013-09-22 04:03:14] <@Bryce-GM> As your eyes adjust, you can make out thousands of stone mushrooms sitting in the nooks between the columns, and sitting in front of the sarcophagi.
[2013-09-22 04:03:29] <Eppina> Don't think so. maybe it's the shrooms
[2013-09-22 04:03:40] <Eppina> [fly over and circle the room cautiously]
[2013-09-22 04:03:50] <@Bryce-GM> You get a good look at the room.
[2013-09-22 04:04:09] <@Bryce-GM> The sarcophagi have carvings on top, representing the creatures lying in peaceful repose within them.
[2013-09-22 04:04:18] <@Bryce-GM> One of them is of a fungus gnome.
[2013-09-22 04:04:55] <@Bryce-GM> http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad183/elven_kitten/Animation/My%20Little%20Pony/MLP%201984/Moochick5.jpg
[2013-09-22 04:05:32] <Rosie> (And the other?)
[2013-09-22 04:05:33] <@Bryce-GM> The other one is a unicorn pony.
[2013-09-22 04:05:40] <Eppina> [do i recognize anyone?]
[2013-09-22 04:05:57] <Rosie> (Eww, bestiality.)
[2013-09-22 04:05:58] <@Bryce-GM> You don't recognize the pony. You guess the gnome is the Moochick.
[2013-09-22 04:06:55] <@Bryce-GM> You don't recall hearing that the Moochick had married a pony.
[2013-09-22 04:06:57] <Rosie> (Or miscegenation, maybe)
[2013-09-22 04:07:09] <Valkyrie> (omg interspecies?)
[2013-09-22 04:07:10] <@Bryce-GM> But… well. Maybe he was discrete about it.
[2013-09-22 04:07:37] <Rosie> [Can Rosie approach across the floor cautiously?]
[2013-09-22 04:07:46] <@Bryce-GM> (Anyway, the room seems clear, although it's not clear where the beer and gold are at the moment.)
[2013-09-22 04:07:48] <@Bryce-GM> Sure.
[2013-09-22 04:07:58] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie walks across the floor. There are no signs of traps.
[2013-09-22 04:08:12] <Eppina> [gently knock on the sarcophagi]
[2013-09-22 04:08:23] <Rosie> [Checks the coffin of the unicorn for any details.]
[2013-09-22 04:08:26] <@Bryce-GM> They seem a good deal less hollow-sounding that you might have expected.
[2013-09-22 04:09:02] <Valkyrie> ...don't knock on them, Freds!! O__O;
[2013-09-22 04:09:11] <@Bryce-GM> The unicorn sarcophagus has an inscription "SUNBEAM. BELOVED WIFE. GUARDIAN OF PONYLAND."
[2013-09-22 04:09:37] <Rosie> [Check the other sarcophagus for matching inscription]
[2013-09-22 04:09:56] <@Bryce-GM> Inscription: MOOCHICK. DEVOTED HUSBAND. GUARDIAN OF PONYLAND.
[2013-09-22 04:10:22] <@Bryce-GM> You notice that the stone mushrooms are carvings.
[2013-09-22 04:10:24] <Valkyrie> o____O;
[2013-09-22 04:10:34] <Rosie> Rosie: What the- a fungus gnome and a pony!? Together as-
[2013-09-22 04:10:37] <@Bryce-GM> They're mostly ordinary stone, a few are marble or even metal castings.
[2013-09-22 04:11:00] <@Bryce-GM> Each of the mushroom carvings has an inscription on it as well.
[2013-09-22 04:11:32] <@Bryce-GM> From examining a number of them, you all are able to ascertain that they are votive offerings of some kind - 
[2013-09-22 04:11:42] <Rosie> Rosie: I'm not entirely sure if we should disturb these two by just ripping the cover off their sarcophagus.
[2013-09-22 04:11:59] <Valkyrie> DO NOT disturb this shit.
[2013-09-22 04:11:59] <@Bryce-GM> in ages past, creatures must have visited this place and left them in hopes of getting some kind of blessing.
[2013-09-22 04:12:05] <Eppina> that's why I'm carrying skeletons with us.
[2013-09-22 04:12:06] <@Bryce-GM> Do you want to look at more mushroom carvings?
[2013-09-22 04:12:11] <Eppina> [i would.\
[2013-09-22 04:12:19] <Rosie> [Inspect the carvings]
[2013-09-22 04:12:27] <@Bryce-GM> Epona examines some more, and realizes what's going on with them -
[2013-09-22 04:12:56] <@Bryce-GM> those making the offerings had come to regard the Moochick as a sort of patron of impossible romances.
[2013-09-22 04:13:25] <@Bryce-GM> Most of the mushrooms were left to ask for romantic success.
[2013-09-22 04:13:43] <Eppina> well this is fucked up.
[2013-09-22 04:13:55] <@Bryce-GM> When there got to be too many in front of the scarcophagi, they were neatly stacked between the columns on the side of the room.
[2013-09-22 04:14:10] <@Bryce-GM> From the dust, it appears that no pony has made an offering in centuries, though.
[2013-09-22 04:14:34] <Rosie> Rosie: These two lying together as husband and wife and patrons to interspecies lovers is disturbing. Still, that riddle on the door...
[2013-09-22 04:14:51] <Eppina> rosie, rosie, give me that ring.
[2013-09-22 04:15:14] <Rosie> Rosie: I placed it in the door to open it.
[2013-09-22 04:15:30] <Eppina> oh. it took it?
[2013-09-22 04:15:32] <Eppina> interesting.
[2013-09-22 04:15:35] <Eppina> do we have another ring?
[2013-09-22 04:15:37] <Rosie> Rosie: Wait, those dead ponies! Are they lovers to?
[2013-09-22 04:15:52] <Eppina> i suspect so. hence my comment about this being fucked up.
[2013-09-22 04:16:03] <Rosie> [Inspect skeletons for stallion and mare features.]
[2013-09-22 04:16:27] <@Bryce-GM> One of each. The one in metal plate was a stallion.
[2013-09-22 04:16:30] <@Bryce-GM> Neither is a unicorn, though.
[2013-09-22 04:16:52] <Rosie> [Check if they were both earth ponies.]
[2013-09-22 04:16:54] <Valkyrie> (maybe it's a homosexual couple?)
[2013-09-22 04:17:07] <@Bryce-GM> They're both earth ponies, judging from the lack of wings.
[2013-09-22 04:17:38] <Rosie> (So no sea pony romance? Because that would be a difficult pairing)
[2013-09-22 04:18:39] <Rosie> Rosie: Is there some clue we're overlooking? Impossible romance. Two earth ponies. Heterosexual...
[2013-09-22 04:19:49] <Eppina> (brb one sec0
[2013-09-22 04:20:15] *** Eppina quit ( )
[2013-09-22 04:20:23] <@Bryce-GM> Okay...
[2013-09-22 04:20:53] <@Bryce-GM> I don't think this will take too much longer, unless… 
[2013-09-22 04:20:56] <@Bryce-GM> eh. well, no spoilers :)
[2013-09-22 04:21:27] <Rosie> [Rosie delves her memory for any ancient burial rituals, secular, that don't involve Celestia.]
[2013-09-22 04:21:58] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie knows that ancient ponies often built monumental architecture like this. 
[2013-09-22 04:22:17] <@Bryce-GM> The votive offering theory seems reasonable to her.
[2013-09-22 04:22:54] <Rosie> (Anything that can be done to open graves without upsetting the spirits of the dead?)
[2013-09-22 04:23:46] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie doesn't know any pertinant rituals, at least, not any that she thinks are more than rustic superstition. 
[2013-09-22 04:24:50] <@Bryce-GM> (Nate's back online.)
[2013-09-22 04:25:21] *** Eppina (~nateturne@75-173-101-226.albq.qwest.net) joined
[2013-09-22 04:25:24] <Rosie> [Look around to see if any stone jars have remained unused]
[2013-09-22 04:25:42] <Rosie> (Welcome back Nate)
[2013-09-22 04:25:53] <Eppina> (I miss anything?)
[2013-09-22 04:25:53] <@Bryce-GM> No, there's just the two sarcophagi. You do find a few jars, with stains inside.
[2013-09-22 04:26:11] <Rosie> (Stains?)
[2013-09-22 04:26:14] <@Bryce-GM> They seem to be votive offerings as well. Apparently, more than a few ponies got their rumors confused and left the Moochick offerings of beer.
[2013-09-22 04:26:41] <@Bryce-GM> Unfortunately, no one seems to have left offerings of gold. Pity.
[2013-09-22 04:27:05] <Rosie> [Take one of the jars that seems the least offensive to reuse]
[2013-09-22 04:27:21] <Eppina> (are there jars of beer?)
[2013-09-22 04:27:23] <@Bryce-GM> Okay.
[2013-09-22 04:27:28] <@Bryce-GM> There _were_ jars of beer.
[2013-09-22 04:27:37] <Rosie> (Centuries ago)
[2013-09-22 04:27:39] <@Bryce-GM> But it's long since evaporated, except for the residue/stains.
[2013-09-22 04:28:15] <Rosie> [Looks through saddlebag for her poem to Pen Nib]
[2013-09-22 04:28:36] <@Bryce-GM> You probably gave that to her a long time ago.
[2013-09-22 04:28:43] <@Bryce-GM> Maybe you have a copy or something.
[2013-09-22 04:28:44] <@Bryce-GM> Okay.
[2013-09-22 04:28:54] <Rosie> [Let's pretend she has it]
[2013-09-22 04:29:05] <Eppina> (I thought beer turned into, like, beer vinegar or something?)
[2013-09-22 04:29:06] <@Bryce-GM> Sure. Like I said, maybe it's a copy or something.
[2013-09-22 04:29:16] <@Bryce-GM> If you leave it out long enough, it evaporates.
[2013-09-22 04:29:19] <@Bryce-GM> It's still mostly water.
[2013-09-22 04:29:24] <Rosie> Rosie: Well, guess the rumours were incorrect. No treasures in here.
[2013-09-22 04:29:27] <Eppina> (i guess these jars aren't sealed)
[2013-09-22 04:29:29] <@Bryce-GM> Water and alcohol.
[2013-09-22 04:29:30] <@Bryce-GM> Right.
[2013-09-22 04:29:58] <Eppina> (Point. i guess i never left beer out long enough.)
[2013-09-22 04:30:03] <Rosie> Rosie: We should disturb these two and get out. You two go ahead, I need a private moment.
[2013-09-22 04:30:15] <Rosie> *shouldn't
[2013-09-22 04:32:18] <@Bryce-GM> well? do you?
[2013-09-22 04:32:20] <Rosie> (ping)
[2013-09-22 04:32:31] <Valkyrie> (sorry trying to do five things ta once)
[2013-09-22 04:33:20] <Eppina> what're you gonna do?
[2013-09-22 04:33:37] <@Bryce-GM> Obviously loot the sarcophagi while no pony is watching, haha :D
[2013-09-22 04:34:10] <Rosie> Rosie: Nothing, just reflect for a moment.
[2013-09-22 04:34:53] <Valkyrie> WAIT a minute, Rosie
[2013-09-22 04:34:58] <Valkyrie> the hell are you gonna do in here?
[2013-09-22 04:35:03] <Valkyrie> We're not leaving you alone
[2013-09-22 04:35:22] <Rosie> Rosie: I'm not doing anything. Why are you being so distrustful.
[2013-09-22 04:36:57] <Valkyrie> Let's see...because I AM.
[2013-09-22 04:36:59] <Valkyrie> So there.
[2013-09-22 04:37:08] <Eppina> rosie, i don't know if you weren't paying attention, but we've been attacked by a bile dragon and you nearly got killed by a rock.
[2013-09-22 04:37:42] <Rosie> (Could we roll deception and for the others to notice?)
[2013-09-22 04:38:02] <@Bryce-GM> (Notice what?)
[2013-09-22 04:38:22] <Rosie> (To see if Rosie is sincere)
[2013-09-22 04:38:34] <@Bryce-GM> Sure. 
[2013-09-22 04:38:41] <Rosie> (As in, I fail, I'll tell them what they can expect from her)
[2013-09-22 04:38:43] <@Bryce-GM> They roll Resist Manipulation, though
[2013-09-22 04:38:49] <@Bryce-GM> not deception
[2013-09-22 04:39:03] <Rosie> (Yeah, I didn't know which skill to roll against)
[2013-09-22 04:39:28] <@Bryce-GM> Epona is not fooled by whatever deception that was.
[2013-09-22 04:40:35] <Rosie> [Epona can sense that Rosie is covering something up, something mildly shameful rather than devious.]
[2013-09-22 04:40:42] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie, while you are sitting, you notice that behind one of the votive mushrooms there is an protrusion on the Moochick's sarcophagus.
[2013-09-22 04:40:52] <Eppina> rosie, you um.
[2013-09-22 04:41:00] <@Bryce-GM> Nopony else notices what valk saw yet.
[2013-09-22 04:41:01] <Eppina> you got something you don't want to talk about Rosie?
[2013-09-22 04:41:27] <Eppina> [epona is diplomatic rather than suspicious]
[2013-09-22 04:41:35] <Valkyrie> (what kind of protrusion? Can you be more specific?)
[2013-09-22 04:41:39] <Rosie> Rosie: Ehm, like what? I don't know of any silly act I'd do.
[2013-09-22 04:41:50] <Eppina> well, i mean, you told us about this place, and
[2013-09-22 04:41:58] <Eppina> …well, if you came here to give an offering, I mean, you can say so.
[2013-09-22 04:42:29] <Rosie> Rosie: I'm not leaving an offering! I didn't know what this place was beforehand.
[2013-09-22 04:42:42] <Rosie> [She's lying about the first one. Latter, not so.]
[2013-09-22 04:43:00] <Eppina> I can turn around and pretend i don't see anything.
[2013-09-22 04:43:25] <@Bryce-GM> Do you want valkyrie to get  a better look at the protrusion'?
[2013-09-22 04:43:26] <Rosie> Rosie: Ehm, yeah. You turn around and just move away if you want.
[2013-09-22 04:43:31] <@Bryce-GM> She can't see it very well from where she is.
[2013-09-22 04:43:33] <Valkyrie> (yws.)
[2013-09-22 04:43:36] <Valkyrie> (yes.)
[2013-09-22 04:43:48] <@Bryce-GM> Valkyrie moves a bit close and takes a good look at it. It looks like a tap.
[2013-09-22 04:44:06] <@Bryce-GM> It has a small valve handle on top.
[2013-09-22 04:44:08] <Valkyrie> Huh? Hey, guys....
[2013-09-22 04:44:11] <@Bryce-GM> Sort of a spigot thing.
[2013-09-22 04:44:40] <Rosie> [Walks over to Val to look at the object.]
[2013-09-22 04:44:45] <Valkyrie> ...the hell?
[2013-09-22 04:45:08] <@Bryce-GM> It sure looks like a spigot. It's made of ceramic.
[2013-09-22 04:45:22] <Eppina> is it a beer spigot?
[2013-09-22 04:45:23] <Eppina> _rusn over_
[2013-09-22 04:45:38] <@Bryce-GM> It _could_ be a beer spigot.
[2013-09-22 04:45:49] <Valkyrie> I don't know...should we.....try turning it on?
[2013-09-22 04:46:09] <Eppina> um, a little bit. can we put a pot under it in case it puts out like bile or summat?
[2013-09-22 04:46:28] <Valkyrie> Where would we find a pot?
[2013-09-22 04:46:36] <Rosie> [Inspect the object and try to remember anything from history.]
[2013-09-22 04:47:13] <Eppina> (there are beer jars that are now empty.)
[2013-09-22 04:47:20] <Eppina> [bring an empty beer jar]
[2013-09-22 04:47:31] <@Bryce-GM> It's really just a ceramic spigot.
[2013-09-22 04:47:39] <@Bryce-GM> It is fairly large but has no other unusual features.
[2013-09-22 04:47:42] <Valkyrie> [turns the handle on the spigot cautiously]
[2013-09-22 04:47:53] <@Bryce-GM> You turn it. You are rewarded with a frothy brew.
[2013-09-22 04:47:59] <Valkyrie> WHOA!
[2013-09-22 04:48:05] <Valkyrie> HOLY SHIT, THERE REALLY IS BEER!
[2013-09-22 04:48:09] <Eppina> oh my god.
[2013-09-22 04:48:13] <Valkyrie> fuckign fuck!
[2013-09-22 04:48:16] <Eppina> [fill as many jars as we can]
[2013-09-22 04:48:17] <Valkyrie> this is fucking awesome
[2013-09-22 04:48:23] <Rosie> Rosie: That...is...awesome!
[2013-09-22 04:48:24] <Eppina> rosie, this rules!
[2013-09-22 04:48:26] <@Bryce-GM> You easily fill many jars of beer.
[2013-09-22 04:48:28] <Eppina> thank you, patrons!
[2013-09-22 04:48:36] *** Valkyrie changed nick to Wiggles
[2013-09-22 04:48:37] <Eppina> [/kiss the sarcophagi]
[2013-09-22 04:48:46] <Wiggles> Oh god, she's gonna get us drunk agaiin. Damnit, Valk!
[2013-09-22 04:48:52] <@Bryce-GM> You kiss the sarcophagus. It tastes slightly salty.
[2013-09-22 04:48:53] *** Wiggles changed nick to Valk
[2013-09-22 04:49:15] <Eppina> [gently lay out the skeletons in a place that is now plainly paradise]
[2013-09-22 04:49:20] <Valk> Shut your pie-hole, Wiggles!
[2013-09-22 04:49:23] <Rosie> [Rosie turns the spigot and drinks from the tap.]
[2013-09-22 04:49:33] <@Bryce-GM> You put the pone bones on top of the sarcophagi.
[2013-09-22 04:49:44] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie drinks from the tap. It's superlative beer.
[2013-09-22 04:49:49] *** Valk changed nick to Vlakyrie
[2013-09-22 04:49:51] <Vlakyrie> dfskljdfskljdfkjdfskj
[2013-09-22 04:49:52] <@Bryce-GM> Your unicorn senses tingle.
[2013-09-22 04:49:56] <@Bryce-GM> The beer is magic beer.
[2013-09-22 04:50:00] *** Vlakyrie changed nick to Valkyrie
[2013-09-22 04:50:09] <Eppina> wait - this is _magic_ beer!
[2013-09-22 04:50:13] <Eppina> will it kill us?
[2013-09-22 04:50:15] <Eppina> great way to die!
[2013-09-22 04:50:17] <Valkyrie> [GULPGULPGULPGULP] oh man, this is fucking good!
[2013-09-22 04:50:24] <Rosie> (I don't think Epona noticed yet)
[2013-09-22 04:50:27] <Valkyrie> O_O
[2013-09-22 04:50:28] <@Bryce-GM> You don't know that, Epona
[2013-09-22 04:50:38] <@Bryce-GM> Nor Valkyrie - only Rosie noticed. Are all of you drinking it though?
[2013-09-22 04:50:52] <Rosie> Rosie: Wow, quite a kick. I can feel it in my horn!
[2013-09-22 04:51:07] <Valkyrie> oh this shit is quality
[2013-09-22 04:52:05] <@Bryce-GM> It really is good beer. Do you want to go back to town and get barrels or anything like that?
[2013-09-22 04:52:15] <Rosie> [Tries to cast telekinesis on Epona]
[2013-09-22 04:52:42] <@Bryce-GM> Yeah, the beer is magic beer, but it's not beer that makes you more magical. Epona remains unlevitated.
[2013-09-22 04:53:16] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie gets the sense that the beer's magic has to do with not spoiling. 
[2013-09-22 04:53:21] <Rosie> Rosie: Beer like this, it'd be a shame if everypony missed out on it.
[2013-09-22 04:53:21] <Valkyrie> (so what's the magic of the beer then?)
[2013-09-22 04:53:42] <Eppina> Yeah.
[2013-09-22 04:53:44] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie isn't knowledgeable to have more than the general sense above.
[2013-09-22 04:53:51] <Eppina> perhaps we are above a beer geyser?
[2013-09-22 04:53:59] <@Bryce-GM> Something to do with not spoiling or expiring.
[2013-09-22 04:54:23] <Rosie> Rosie: If I had to make a guess, the tap refils itself.
[2013-09-22 04:54:38] <Eppina> from where?
[2013-09-22 04:54:55] <Rosie> Rosie: It's magic, damn you! I don't have to explain it.
[2013-09-22 04:55:26] <Eppina> "It's like some kind of secreted resin."
[2013-09-22 04:55:30] <Rosie> [Puts her face back under the spigot to drink.]
[2013-09-22 04:55:31] <Eppina> "Yeah, but secreted from what?"
[2013-09-22 04:55:41] <@Bryce-GM> Rosie drinks more beer.
[2013-09-22 04:55:57] <Eppina> i wonder if we'll sleep for a thousand years?
[2013-09-22 04:55:59] <@Bryce-GM> It has a vagely earthy finish.
[2013-09-22 04:56:00] <Rosie> (Does it still make her drunk?)
[2013-09-22 04:56:10] <Eppina> (is it light or dark beer?)
[2013-09-22 04:56:10] <@Bryce-GM> You ponies are getting a bit buzzed. 
[2013-09-22 04:56:26] <@Bryce-GM> It's a dark beer.
[2013-09-22 04:56:31] <Eppina> (oooh)
[2013-09-22 04:56:50] <@Bryce-GM> (I am laughing out loud so hard)
[2013-09-22 04:56:52] <Eppina> (so i'm guessing it's malty and that hops are not a factor since it's enchanted to prevent spoilage instead)
[2013-09-22 04:56:57] <Eppina> (Awesome.)
[2013-09-22 04:57:03] <Rosie> Rosie: We ought to share this with ponies in town. But first, we party.
[2013-09-22 04:57:14] <Eppina> (I bet this is piss. Really powerful monster piss.)
[2013-09-22 04:57:27] <@Bryce-GM> (No, it's really beer, but… )
[2013-09-22 04:58:05] <Eppina> (it's going to knock us out.)
[2013-09-22 04:58:20] <Eppina> (oh… oh god. we're going to fall in love)
[2013-09-22 04:58:36] <Rosie> (So? We'll just woke up in the shrine like Bachus cultists.)
[2013-09-22 04:58:43] <@Bryce-GM> So many delightful possibilities, but neither of those is correct. No, you just get drunk.
[2013-09-22 04:59:00] <@Bryce-GM> Anyway, a grand time is had by all. Do you go get barrels from the town, or bring the townsponies here?
[2013-09-22 04:59:02] <@Bryce-GM> Or what?
[2013-09-22 04:59:50] <Eppina> ((yes, two will stand watch while another summons our friends to bring huge barrels of beer.)
[2013-09-22 04:59:56] <Rosie> (Rosie votes for spending the night drinking and doing obscenely embarassing stuff with eachother to wake up with a hangover next morning.)
[2013-09-22 04:59:58] <Eppina> (forget the heating plant, we will run a microbrewery.)
[2013-09-22 05:00:18] <@Bryce-GM> Well, all these grand plans come to an end when the beer runs out after about six barrels.
[2013-09-22 05:00:32] <Eppina> (Forbidden Fruit Pilsner. Unrequited Ale. Elope Stout.)
[2013-09-22 05:00:43] <@Bryce-GM> The sarcophagus now sounds much more hollow than it did before.
[2013-09-22 05:00:45] <Eppina> Okay, excellent. We'll sell this beera t home.
[2013-09-22 05:00:59] <Eppina> or hell
[2013-09-22 05:01:03] <Eppina> save it for saturday night!
[2013-09-22 05:01:15] <Rosie> Rosie: Are you crazy? Beer like this is to be shared with all, free!
[2013-09-22 05:01:30] <Eppina> let's have a party then!
[2013-09-22 05:01:45] <@Bryce-GM> Are you guys going to check the other sarcophagus for a tap at any point?
[2013-09-22 05:01:51] <Eppina> (well yes.)
[2013-09-22 05:01:59] <@Bryce-GM> The other sarcophagus also has beer. Taste it?
[2013-09-22 05:02:17] <Eppina> (cautiously)
[2013-09-22 05:02:30] <Rosie> Rosie: The warm feeling of alcohol in my timmy, the savoury aftertaste, the delectable deliriousness!
[2013-09-22 05:02:33] <@Bryce-GM> It is also really good beer, also magic, different flavor.
[2013-09-22 05:02:47] <@Bryce-GM> It's a light beer, and it has a sort of magical zap to it.
[2013-09-22 05:02:55] <@Bryce-GM> Does Rosie taste it?
[2013-09-22 05:03:06] <Eppina> oh my god. this has got to be like a heifferweizen or something.
[2013-09-22 05:03:08] <Rosie> [Rosie tries tasting it to, of course]
[2013-09-22 05:03:14] <@Bryce-GM> The magic is the same.
[2013-09-22 05:03:25] <@Bryce-GM> You barrel up this beer too?
[2013-09-22 05:03:30] <Valkyrie> (guys, I'm really gettign tired. I'm sorry.)
[2013-09-22 05:03:32] <Rosie> [Certainly]
[2013-09-22 05:03:45] <@Bryce-GM> (I'm hoping you guys figure this one out real soon...)
[2013-09-22 05:03:49] <Rosie> (It's okay, it's finishing up)
[2013-09-22 05:03:54] <@Bryce-GM> Okay, this one only had about two barrels of beer worth.
[2013-09-22 05:04:04] <@Bryce-GM> So that's that, then. The other sarcophagus now sounds hollow too.
[2013-09-22 05:04:08] <Valkyrie> (is it like unicorn piss or something?)
[2013-09-22 05:04:21] <Valkyrie> (or is the beer some liquid fro mthe dead bodies?)
[2013-09-22 05:04:21] <@Bryce-GM> No… hehehe
[2013-09-22 05:04:27] <Eppina> (try mixing a small amount of them together)
[2013-09-22 05:04:38] <Eppina> (did the fungi turn the bodies to beer?)
[2013-09-22 05:04:50] <Rosie> Rosie: We've got to come back tomorrow. If this beer does in fact refil, we have an endless source of ale.
[2013-09-22 05:05:12] <@Bryce-GM> They don't refill tomorrow, if you check.
[2013-09-22 05:05:20] <@Bryce-GM> Your loot was just a finite quantity of beer.
[2013-09-22 05:05:29] <@Bryce-GM> Do you ever open the sarcophagi?
[2013-09-22 05:05:34] <Eppina> (yes)
[2013-09-22 05:05:44] <@Bryce-GM> How do you open them, and which first?
[2013-09-22 05:05:58] <Eppina> (however)
[2013-09-22 05:05:58] <Rosie> (And inside is, drumroll please...)
[2013-09-22 05:06:17] <Rosie> (The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 9000)
[2013-09-22 05:06:27] <@Bryce-GM> Okay. The Moochick's sarcophagus contains: the beer-saturated magically preserved corpse of a very old fungus gnome.
[2013-09-22 05:06:36] <Eppina> AWESOME.
[2013-09-22 05:07:05] <Rosie> Rosie: Epona! I don't think we ought to disturb our benefactors.
[2013-09-22 05:07:10] <Eppina> Hey, can we put more beer in here, to pick, up his zing?
[2013-09-22 05:07:15] <@Bryce-GM> You gather that the beer's enchantment makes it, and whatever is in it, stay preserved.
[2013-09-22 05:07:26] <Eppina> But we're just repaying them!
[2013-09-22 05:07:40] <@Bryce-GM> Fortunately, since it's magical preservation and not embalming fluid, it has not destroyed your GI tracts.
[2013-09-22 05:07:41] <Valkyrie> (EWWWWW. ao the beer is magic so it preserves the corpse?)
[2013-09-22 05:07:45] <@Bryce-GM> Yes.
[2013-09-22 05:07:50] <Valkyrie> (EWWWWWWWWWW lol)
[2013-09-22 05:08:05] <@Bryce-GM> I was wondering what was going on with _drinking from a sarcophagus_ :D
[2013-09-22 05:08:24] <@Bryce-GM> So, the end, I guess. The beer is still good. Nopony else has to know its dark secret :D
[2013-09-22 05:08:27] *** Bryce-GM changed nick to Bryce
[2013-09-22 05:08:36] <Eppina> awesome. fucking awesome.
[2013-09-22 05:08:47] <@Bryce> BTW, the other one had less beer because the unicorn corpse takes up more room in the sarcophagus than the Moochick's body
[2013-09-22 05:08:51] <@Bryce> hence, less room for beer.
[2013-09-22 05:09:11] <Rosie> Well, that wasn't deadly like I anticipated, but the old gnome sure had a surprise in store.
[2013-09-22 05:09:15] <@Bryce> Well… that was kinda interesting
[2013-09-22 05:09:25] <Valkyrie> dude
[2013-09-22 05:09:27] <Eppina> yes!
[2013-09-22 05:09:34] <Valkyrie> they should og there to drink now instead ofthe bar
[2013-09-22 05:09:44] <@Bryce> hah, yes
[2013-09-22 05:09:47] <Eppina> yes!
[2013-09-22 05:10:18] <Rosie> I was going to have Rosie put her poem in one of the jars and leave it for good luck, but that beer was too tempting.
[2013-09-22 05:10:22] <@Bryce> Although you may wish to bury Sunbeam and the Moochick somewhere else unless you're going to put back some of the beer
[2013-09-22 05:10:34] <@Bryce> otherwise they'll eventually dry out and start to stink up the place.
[2013-09-22 05:10:51] <@Bryce> Well, at least the Moochick will, since his sarcophagus has been breached.
[2013-09-22 05:11:03] <Eppina> we'll bury them outside int he garden.
[2013-09-22 05:11:24] <Rosie> He's a fungus. Decomposition should be a little different from ponies.
[2013-09-22 05:11:31] <Eppina> oooooh
[2013-09-22 05:11:54] <@Bryce> They're fungus gnomes because they live in mushroom shaped buildings
[2013-09-22 05:11:58] <@Bryce> they aren't made of fungus
[2013-09-22 05:12:11] <Rosie> So what about Sunbeam? Is she from G1?
[2013-09-22 05:12:14] <@Bryce> yes
[2013-09-22 05:12:19] <@Bryce> sunbeam is a unicorn from G1.
[2013-09-22 05:12:26] <@Bryce> I don't know anything else about her, really
[2013-09-22 05:12:33] <Rosie> So is this a crackship?
[2013-09-22 05:12:34] <@Bryce> I just picked her from a list of G1 unicorn ponies.
[2013-09-22 05:12:41] <Eppina> interesting.
[2013-09-22 05:12:48] <@Bryce> Yeah, I don't think there's anything that implies it
[2013-09-22 05:12:56] <@Bryce> I just thought it would be funny
[2013-09-22 05:13:13] <Valkyrie> still that's pretty awesome
[2013-09-22 05:13:17] <Eppina> :D
[2013-09-22 05:13:18] <Rosie> Moochick's kinda like a brony.
[2013-09-22 05:13:19] <Eppina> I like it.
[2013-09-22 05:13:21] <Valkyrie> and I could totally see the moochick doingthat
[2013-09-22 05:13:22] <@Bryce> Were the combat and non-combat dice rolls working okay?
[2013-09-22 05:13:23] <Eppina> oh mygod yes
[2013-09-22 05:13:28] <Eppina> Yeah!
[2013-09-22 05:13:36] <Valkyrie> I thought so, yes
[2013-09-22 05:13:44] <Valkyrie> the rolls were good
[2013-09-22 05:13:51] <Rosie> Rolls worked fine. It's pretty nice and balanced so far.
[2013-09-22 05:14:18] <@Bryce> That's good to hear
[2013-09-22 05:14:20] <Rosie> Also, we totally need to log this for Owen.
[2013-09-22 05:14:23] <Eppina> Yes. we do.
[2013-09-22 05:14:24] <Valkyrie> sorry guys...i gotta lay down. feeling pretty crappy.
[2013-09-22 05:14:38] <Rosie> Okay, bye Lauren.
[2013-09-22 05:14:42] <Eppina> (yeah, i've been up for awhile myself)
[2013-09-22 05:14:47] <Eppina> (have a good night lauren!)
[2013-09-22 05:14:48] <@Bryce> Goodnight
[2013-09-22 05:15:20] <@Bryce> I did briefly consider implying that he married Megan
[2013-09-22 05:15:22] <Rosie> Bryce, can you put this on Google docs and send it to the group? It's worth preserving for posterity.
[2013-09-22 05:15:29] <Eppina> megan who?
[2013-09-22 05:15:35] <Rosie> From G1
[2013-09-22 05:15:37] <@Bryce> The human girl.
[2013-09-22 05:15:39] <Rosie> The human.
[2013-09-22 05:15:39] <Eppina> ohhhhhh
[2013-09-22 05:15:42] <@Bryce> Her name is Megan.
[2013-09-22 05:15:47] <Eppina> (i am wondering if alcohol was actually used in preservation before the modern day)
[2013-09-22 05:15:47] <Valkyrie> night all!
[2013-09-22 05:15:48] <@Bryce> Obviously, he waited until she was of age.
[2013-09-22 05:15:51] *** Valkyrie (~Lauren@ool-4352a9cb.dyn.optonline.net) left ()
[2013-09-22 05:15:53] <Eppina> whew.
[2013-09-22 05:16:05] <@Bryce> Yeah, it's arguably less squicky
[2013-09-22 05:16:13] <@Bryce> human / gnome versus gnome/unicorn
[2013-09-22 05:16:21] <Rosie> We wouldn't want him to be like the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.
[2013-09-22 05:16:21] <Eppina> yeah
[2013-09-22 05:16:22] <@Bryce> but apparently in MLP, LOVE CONQUERS ALL.
[2013-09-22 05:16:30] <Eppina> yeah, distressingly
[2013-09-22 05:16:47] <@Bryce> As to uploading this, um, sure.
[2013-09-22 05:16:56] <@Bryce> I need to figure out the logging though
[2013-09-22 05:16:59] <@Bryce> do you have logs?
[2013-09-22 05:17:15] <Eppina> _shrugs_
[2013-09-22 05:17:17] <Rosie> Maybe, but you have both the server and your IRC program to pull them from.
[2013-09-22 05:17:26] <@Bryce> The server doesn't log yet.
[2013-09-22 05:17:44] <@Bryce> I need to find where Colloquy puts its logs
[2013-09-22 05:17:49] <Rosie> Crap. Well, I can't very well figure this out tonight on my end, I need to be in bed.
[2013-09-22 05:17:54] <Eppina> Ok1
[2013-09-22 05:18:26] <Rosie> Anyway, fun sim. I'll see you guys next time I think.
[2013-09-22 05:18:31] <@Bryce> Goodnight.